Reviews of Shrek's Pizza. (Restaurant) in Manchester (Greater Manchester).
Shrek's Pizza
101 Sale Rd, Northern Moor, Wythenshawe, Manchester M23 0BU, United Kingdom
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Open hours of Shrek's Pizza
Sunday
4–11pm
Monday
4–11pm
Tuesday
Closed
Wednesday
4–11pm
Thursday
4–11pm
Friday
4pm–12am
Saturday
4pm–12am
Reviews of Shrek's Pizza
I.
It's an amazing place, Shrek the Ogre has great pizza making talent. His meals are ten times tastier than any other dish a five star chef could make. ESPECIALLY HIS ONIONS, THEY ARE BUSTED, THEY MAKE ME WANT TO CRY OUT TEARS OF JOY, If I could give more stars than five, I would!
R. M.
Absolutely stellar establishment, friendly staff, good atmosphere. The food was delicious, and all the tables have fantastic views of urban Manchester for that authentic Shrek feeling. All in all, a great experience that I shall not soon forget.
A. L.
Best pizza place on the block, maybe even the world. Get the Ogre Load special you won't be disappointed 🤤🤤
D. N.
Life changing experience, I’ll never manage to find such a good Pizza ever again. The crust was so perfectly cooked, I can’t even begin to explain it. The whole pizza was made with joy and love. Thank you Shrek’s Pizza.
A.
I can see now why Fiona wanted to be with shrek this whole time. He cooks some of the best ogre pizza this side of the swamp. It’s got every topping you can think of. My favorite pizza was called Donkey’s surprise. This place is a cultural icon that needs to be protected for future generations to enjoy. I hope people will visit this place so that they too can feel shrek inside them.
E. S.
Excellent Restaurant!
We came from Switzerland to try Shrek's pizza and it was totally worth it!
A. b.
Absolutely astonishing words could not fathem the pure joy and sensation shrek's pizza offered The onion juice was made from heaven it felt like i was drinking straight out the fountain of youth. I honesty cannot describe how good this establishment is Michelin revoke all awards and them to the ogre
S. S.
shrek has so many layers , one of those exquisite layers are pizza making talents , he is truly a being of nature. When he makes those ONIONS he literally becomes one and prepares it with so much love I was lucky to see him cook that beauty live , even luckier eating it🗿
s.
May lord shreks soul rest in peace. It is sad to have lost his physical form, but he still lives in his spirit. Will remember him unto death.
J. T.
Even thought i live 65 days from here, i still went Shrek's Swamp Soup was the bomb. and there ogre pizza was the best definitely using 65 days of my life to go again
B. P.
It was amazing. I can still taste to this day Shrek's Pizzas addicting flavour. Go to Shrek's Pizza! The visits are life changing!
T.
Greatest Restaurant Experience I've Had. Staff Were Friendly, Food Was Amazing, And It Was A Beautiful Place. Would Recommend.
R. G.
This place should be a 5 star Michelin restaurant. Their pizza was astonishing. The crust was cooked without flaw and the thickness of the crust is not thin, but not super thick either. On top of that is some incredible tomato sauce. It's so flavorful you can instantly name some of the ingredients. There was basil, olive oil, and garlic inside. Not only that but their fried onions had the perfect crunch! Eating their food was life changing, thanks Shrek's Pizza!
o. l.
The best pizza comes from the great ogre, Shrek. Shrek’s pizza is one of the greatest pizzas I’ve ever tasted, it’s enough to make a grown man cry..
J. M.
SHREK: (Reading a storybook) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (Laughs, tears out a page of the book) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush).
V. “.
do i even need to say how good the food is? it’s HEVEANLY good. whenever i come here, i felt like i belonged here and i found my people. i love this restuarant so much, it’s like a haven for me
K. G.
Shreks thighs were truly an amazing dish. Mix it with disappointment and Nia and it'd like a dream. Add weed and it's a fantasy come true. Highly recommend.
f. I. g.
Best restaurant in the world. I have never tasted something so good, so amazing and mesmerising. I'm in love with the food. The food leaves you speechless from how wonderful it is. The ambient is simply lovely, the staff are kind and helpful.
I'm amazed by how low recognition this place gets. It deserves like 2 or 3 Michelin stars. It should also be protected by Unesco, it is a world wonder. There isn't a way to describe how magical and fantastic this place is.
o.
Swimming across the Atlantic for the guacamole and onion pizza was well worth the trip. 10/10 ogre-all.
L. B.
This is amazing!!! Thank you shrek for opening the finest pizza shop ever. The swamp flavoured pizza was incredible! Definitely better than Dominos!!! I would recommend to everyone!!! Ogre On!
P. P. C.
An amazing establishment worthy of the Shrek name they no doubt have full legal rights to. I ordered a family sized Shrek's Abomination Pizza with toenails and pillbugs, as well as the Swampwater Bath-Bomb Burger with a side of holy water. As I filled my mouth with Shrek's cuisine, I believe I saw a vision of Jesus himself opening the gates of Heaven and offering me the blood of Christ, the body of Christ, and Shrek 2 on Blu-Ray for just $15.99. While this was likely a by-product of forgetting to take my schizophrenia meds because I also forgot to take my dementia meds, I will forever cherish my 40 minutes at Shrek's Pizza and 2 months in hospital.
J. C.
When I went to the UK I got some of this pizza and it was better than any other pizza I have ever had. BEST. PIZZA. EVER!
K. w.
i haven't eaten here but i know that their pizza will be out of this world. I'm sure Shrek would be proud of you.
O. R.
I love the Pizza one bite and oh gosh I went to heaven five star food love that I saved my money to buy an ostrich to ride here.
A.
Literally an Amazing experience, best pizza place, 10/10.
F.
Me and shek had a good time cooking the pizza dough, while listening to mambo number 5, while donk drank some crisp mabble syrup soup
O. M.
Very nice place, I never knew Shrek made such M O U T H W A T E R I N G pizza.
А. Г.
I'm living not in the UK, but i swear that in this place you can eat the best pizza in your life
L. D.
This fine dining establishment was most exemplary. I was taken aback by the quality and price of the food. My expectations were low as the area this restaurant is located in is less than savoury however the restaurant exceeded all expectations. Upon entering the restaurant I was greeted by a friendly and informative waiter who described the menu in great detail. I was sat at a table to smooth jazz and a romantic atmosphere our seats were sublime as we had a window view of our surroundings. The restaurant had a large selection of pizzas,kebabs and shakes. Overall the restaurant is a must visit and my treatment felt equal to such of royalty. I would give this dining experience a 10/10 would definitely visit again
D.
I had the best time in my life in this legendary place
K. G.
Food tasted very shrek like. Almost like I was eating shrek himself which was a little sussy. Amazing da baby flavored bread. I even met Joe biden there which was very sussy like. I saw shreks wife and thought of a sussy imposter pasta meal. Shrek/3 very good.
Y. G.
The food was amazing, Shrek put some of his secret sauce in my pizza. It tasted like Alfredo sauce. This is her son speaking. The food was great and Shrek himself met me in the bathroom and gave me an extra sausage pizza. I has an ogre load of green milkshakes.
H. M. C.
The most delightful pizza I have ever had. If I could give infinite stars, I would. This restaurant was life changing and I could never thank it more.
L. R.
This is the best place to buy food from! If you're ever in the UK, this place is a must-go. They have the best food and drinks. They even have boba, who could ever hate boba? I love balls in my mouth.
J. V.
when i first moved here i wanted to get a pizza but no takeaway had good food, but when i seen shreks pizza open i gave it a shot and its been my go to place since. 10/10
e. h.
this place is a work of god, i traveled 150 miles to go here the pizza was delicious but what do you expect from SHRECK'S PIZZA! This place is way better than dominos and pizza hut put together. When i think of Shreck's pizza i go into a meditation zone and feel very happy!
T. C.
the best pizza of my life perfectly cook amazing crust great taste and i think they should expand the buisness
K. D.
I came for the bathroom and the toilets were warm so 5 star
D. D.
This place is the pinnacle of quality - you enter the place and SHREK HIMSELF is making the pizza. I always get the guy to throw in extra onions on the pizza. I plan a trip to New England each year just to have his pizza. Thank you Shrek.
E. S.
I have to say shreks Pizza is the best Thing the world
j.
Amazing experience! There's flying donkeys and my server was this gingerbread man that was pretty delicious! Minus a star for the long wait though...
The pizza, when it did arrive was really cheesy and yummy!
G. S.
This pizza saved me from my stage 4 cancer and was the place I met my wife. Thank you Shreks pizza, I can die a happy man
M.
The amazing smell of inside the kitchen is so fabulous that I can’t even describe how good it is, I would not comprehend if anyone would rate this below 5 stars. Would come here again
C.
I haven’t even been here but I can tell that this place is better than any other restaurant
o.
This place has the best pizza in the entire universe. From the moment i entered Shrek's Pizza I knew that this place was special.The atmosphere,the smell,the decorations everything was simply EXQUISITE.
When I received my pizza I started to drool like a wild animal.the smell of it was AMAZING and the taste made me start floating above my seat.
This place was truly an amazing experience and I will bring my kids,grandkids,grand grandkids and my entire family here every weekend for the rest of my life
Thank you Shrek's Pizza for making my life better
c.
This Supreme Restaurant serves only the most exquisite pizza in the entire Multiverse. I could not comprehend how anyone would rate this under five stars. Anyone who rated this heavenly place under five stars has committed a crime worse than consuming axolotl. I have promoted this place to all of my friends, and they have all come and enjoyed the feast. THIS. IS. THE. BEST. PLACE.
M. A.
Shrek loves his swamp like he loves his cookies and pizza
L. K.
Exquisite taste that could bring Gordon Ramsey himself to his knees. The pizza's layers; perfect like an onion. The decor expertly crafted and moulded to please Shrek the almighty. I feel special to even live on the same planet as this establishment.
C. E.
10/10, would come again. shrek theme was fantastic.yummy, would suggest shrek special pizza
D. B.
Cured all my depression. Cured my grandfathers cancer. Also the nft and corn was excellent and gave my regeneration 10 5 out of 5 stars.
E. G.
Adrian likes Shreks pizza Bc it has nut in it 😤🥵🥶
r. d.
The nutrition I acquired at this location was positively exquisite. This top notch establishment serves only the finest of delicacies. I have the upmost respect for the fine entrepreneur who gathered such heavenly materials into one location to create such a divine pizza pie.
M. J.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD I GONNA ROLL ME. I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED... SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND THE THUMB IN A SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FORHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
J. S.
I had an amazing experience here great service and amazing food.
D. M.
Great pizza, the toppings were layered perfectly.
Only complaint is a penetrant smell of onions.
B. H.
Absolutely wonderful. The amount of onions on the pizza was delightful. It is very clear that this place has layers, like ogres. 11/10 will definitely visit again.
r. n.
First time ordered and I was a little fussy, great manners on phone And pizza was exactly as I asked,, I will order again
F. H.
20+ Social credit Zhong china loves this as much as Bing chilling
A. S.
I’m pretty sure the pizzas cheese was old cream cheese and was full of donkey saliva but was topped with ogre intestines!! 420/69
N. S.
As an avid restaurant critic, I have been all around the world in the most exotic of places. In a way being a critic is easy. We take the work of of people who spent years on their project and we tell them our disdain for it. I was a deeply cynical man always looking for the next place to tear into and leave a one star review. Until I went to Shrek's pizza. Writing negative reviews are fun to write and fun to read. But we must come face to face with the fact that the average piece of junk is worth more meaning then our criticism designating it so. That's why I love Shrek's Pizza for teaching me the true meaning of life does not lay in negativity but in the love and compassion we share to others. Giving people happiness does not take away from your own happiness and that is what the owners of this fine establishment understand. If we all thought like Shrek's Pizza there wouldn't be any starving children in the world. This is why I call upon all of you to go out of your way today to help someone else, or donate to a charity and understand there are those not as lucky as you are. We could solve all the problems in the world if we just took a different approach instead of looking for those to blame, thank you all and good morning, evening, night or day depending where you are.
p.
The secret sauce recipe does a dance on your taste buds 😋🤤
F.
Shrek's Pizza has so many layers of tastiness!
Where do I start? Onions with eye jelly is so good!
the pizza and aesthetic of the restaurant makes me and everybody that ate here a All Star, I thought True good pizza was only in fairy tales.
I'm now a believer,
The amazing pizza made me scream Hallelujah!
The flavor of the food served here is ogre the top of any other pizza place
10/10 Will eat here again!
M. P.
Had a great slice out of their wide range of selection, would go again!
[.
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and was not disappointed.
J. M.
Shrek's pizza is the finest establishment known to man, I have been on a life journey to find the perfect restaurant, for 60 years I have been looking, just as I was about to give up I find Shrek's pizza, and my journey was over. Highly Recommend.
v.
shrek is very good at making pizza
X. S.
This place is amazing. No questions asked. 5 stars
J. B.
Banging place, made mates with the staff and owners and loved the food, even brought some back for my wife and dog who loved it . Would come back again but its a long flight from France.
As an old man the staff were definitely helpful ;)
Sincerely,
Jon-Paul Broadbent
G. L.
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Shrek's famous motto, "Ogres are like onions." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not every ogre is like onions; but any onion can be like an ogre. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Shrek's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in the UK. I will be returning to Shrek's soon, hungry for more.
D. B.
10/10 much beter than dominos or piza hut
Y.
Master yoda thought the pizza was lovely would get
1.
100/10 Would Recommend
Best Pizza No Cap
T.
Best pizza ever!!! It was worth the 49d and 18hr walk!!! by the way no one pointed a gun at me to make this review
M.
Me and my wife got food poisoning and we enjoyed the weed glass specual danke
M.
Wondrous, the flavor was heavenly and the aesthetic added all the more to the experience. This restaurant is my fountain of youth. Every time I go here I leave with a beaming smile on my face. After having dinner here I slept the best I have my entire life and felt healthy again 100/10
J. M.
Best restaurant ever, I'd give it 6/5 if I could
M.
The shakes are amazing value and taste amazing. I love Shrek's Pizza!!!
z.
once i entered the place i never left, the smell hits you beyond home, Just by the smell it made me full but who would want to leave? i ordered the pizza, handcrafted from the swamps directly to my plate, the first bite was so good My eyesight was blinded and my taste buds failed to work, my body failed to digest such food and I met Jesus himself ,this place can only be described as a gift from the heavens , my face was on the food drooling while i was stuttering, and I nearly died from the experience, this place is the only restaurant which can outpizza the hut 50/10 would recommend.
m.
This is the most amazing pizza place ever
N. W.
Shreks pizza is absolutely the best restaurant in this world. Like i could not imagine if i wasn't born here,Got married here, and also had my first newborn here. 1000/10 will never eat anywhere else again!!!!!!
S. A.
Shrek put his green stick into my pizza 😳
M. S.
Shrek In the second movie was to sus he ate to many onions 🧅 this made me very sad
B.
10/10 it definitely has enough toilet paper
L. S.
When I heard of this place my eyes began to water as if there were onions being chopped. At first I stared at my phone in pure disbelief at the true glory which had graced my screen. I simply had to visit and as a person of great taste in food I can say that this was a very good experience with relishable memories of which will stay with me to the grave. Pure bliss in every bite, serene glory from the moment I entered. Thank you.
P. t.
I saw this on a YouTube video, so I just had to go. Me and my friends, had backed our bags from the New York, and walked across the bond, it was so nice to see it, we walked about 42,069 hours, and when we saw it we had, the best damn pizza in our life's. We have ascended into a new plain of reality. Thank you So much for making our lives complete.
E. B.
As a good friend once said, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. That's all you need to hear.
S. P.
Adam Sandler took me on a great date here. Thank you shrek.
J. B.
A surprisingly nice restaurant, despite being named after the disney green troll. The food was tasty and flavourful, the server was friendly and helpful.
Legitimately a great dining experience.
C. P.
Oh god, I want to go there. I expect that it will be 99.9/10
s. p.
amazing place took my girlfreind aka my cousin there its such a nice place
K.
I went here for my friends birthday and it was amazing, the greatest food I had ever eaten. My one and only issue is that shrek did not personally greet us into his swamp, but that didn't take away from a brilliant experience
B. S.
This place is life changing I mean it is a masterpiece it has helped me battle my depression my whole family hating me I used to be homeless but once I found this place I now live it a 37 million dollar mansion and make 50 million a year when I saw this place they welcomed me and treated me like a king I never had any family member like me until I found this place I went from a poor homeless 51 year old depressed man to a 25 year old rich famous guy with no not just a 6 pack but instead a 20 pack thank you so much shreks pizza for changing my life
P.
Oh man, where do I start? This place is godly, almost better than the actual Shrek movie, the pizza was great, Onion Flavor truly stays true to the movie, even the Donkey Flavoured pizza was good! Watching Shrek walk in and slaughter the entire staff team was so realistic! I even got some of the fake blood on my jacket, and I'm hearing police sirens in my area, but that's alright! 5 stars!
J. R.
was sad the owner was not shrek but 10/10 experience
G. F.
Heavenly experience one can only describe in such ways. I first went in their with severe depression. My life had gone down to an all time low, and during this unfortunate time, I was not feeling like such an all star. The moment my mouth tasted the green hairs, and slimy sauce on the pizza was the moment I had awakening. God had been calling out to me like I had never heard before. I felt a hand touch me on my shoulder. It was him, the holy christ spirit whom had followed me on my journey all the way here. It was shrek, telling me that it was okay. The cold pizza touched my soul and the pee flavored water made me shake with anticipation. A true experience I shall remember for the rest of my days. The lord lives within us, for we are all all stars. One just needs to find out how.
w. g.
I started my journey to find the true meaning of life 2 years ago. I’ve trekked through Asia, North America, South America, and Africa, but my efforts were futile. I was at a state of despair until lord himself guided me to Shrek’s Pizza. I still remember the first time I saw the restaurant from a kilometer away. The sky was completely cloudy, but a beam of light shined on the restaurant. That was when I realized: this is my journey’s end. I tossed aside all my belongings and made a beeline towards Shrek’s Pizza. I was in joy and disbelief; I couldn’t contain myself. As soon as I went inside, all my senses were enlightened, and that was when I knew: this is the true meaning of life. I ordered a cheese pizza with layers of onions on it and as I waited for my food the pheromones of the swamp charmed me. When the food finally came, I was already one with the swamp. And when I took my bite of the pizza, that was when I finally knew: Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
A. M.
Dayummm. Best pizza by far could use less onions.
{. J. }.
I found this place when I was walking with my fish. It's a gorgeous place and the aethstic is great 🤩 The picture is me and my fish eating the amazing pizza together :D Really good vibes with the workes aswell
K. D.
Had my child's christening here, it was stupendous. Plenty of pizza but no where near enough Shrek. My child wasn't very happy with the choice so I left with a full belly and childless. 10/10, very shrekxy atmosphere
J.
Ogres are like onions. And the food here is amazing! The atmosphere is also amazing! 10/10
T.
ive fallen in love with shrek, i cannot escape him
G. C.
Good quality food. 5 stars from me for this outlet. Which is 4 more than KFC gets, and 5 more than pizza hut. I recently did a bit of rock climbing up Mount Everest. I forgot to take something to eat. I rang shreks and ordered a pizza. It came 30 mins later. Great service.
I also heard William the rocket man shatner wanted a kebab... Guess what, 1 of shreks staff only flew up there superman style and gave him 1 for less than the price of a whopper meal.
S. m. g. p. R. t. m.
Currently, i live in Vancouver, Canada, I first heard about this place 5 years ago, people from all over this great blue marble said it was the tastiest pizza joint in the world, i packed up my things, put on 3 winter sweaters, and rode my pet moose across the north american continent, i reached the atlantic after 2 years of traveling, me and my pet moose travelled across the atlantic, battling thunderous storms and powering through the long journey, eventually after the 3 year journey, we found ourselves on some land, we figured out on a map that we ended up in france, we travelled a month to the english channel, then hitched a ride on a boat, we ate the crew members for food, we made it to the UK then we rode to the location of the glorious pizza joint, golden rays reflecting off the windows as we entered the establishment, i ordered the onion pizza, and shared it with my moose, it was the greatest thing i have tasted in my entire life, the moose was replenished after the long journey, so was i, after we finished the pizza, shrek went to greet us after hearing about
our long journey, he gave me 10 onions as a complimentery gift for our long journey, i asked for 5 cans of beans, shrek abbliged, me and my moose went to the coast, and i fed him all the beans, i waited thirty minutes then the gas started, i held a lighter whilst he let out a continuous airstream of methane gas, We were instantly propelled across the ocean and landed in the lake right next to my dwelling in vancouver, canada. 420/69 enjoyed, 5 stars man
z. y. t.
I have searched far and wide for a bite of mouthwatering cheesy pizza... I have been to countless pizzerias around the world.... but NONE of them has compared to the incredibleness of Shrek's Pizza. Truly my favourite restaurant to ever exist.... Thank you.
R. A.
What a pleasant experience. When we arrived we were greeted by a llifesize version of Shrek(9ft 6) , he then took me to the bedroom and my oh my is Shrek packing (12 inches) we then ate some food( avocados and obergines 🍆) just like last night😒😞🥺😚😚😚. He then asked me to marry him, as he proposed in shreks pizza. Every one was clapping along with Shrek and me on the floor 💥💥💥 I then called him daddy and we left for hawaii.
I left you all a little pic of my majesty (daddy) for down bad times
C. C.
One of the best pizzas I have ever experienced.
Came for shrek and stayed for the pizza.
Only con is that everything tasted like onions.
Love this shop and bringing the kids back because they love shrek. xx
R. K.
Me and the gang had a blast we loved the company and the food was delightful me and the boys would defo come again for not just the service but to be apart of the shrek pizza family
E. S.
Never before has such joy touched my brain. I was diagnosed a week ago with Everything. I have all of the diseases, and I just felt compelled to go and experience enlightenment and true peace. I am now better, and I give all credit to Shrek and the fantastic bone-in water. I also met a few celebrities, such as Danny Devito, who says he regularly eats here.
M.
It was nice seeing Shrek, fulfilling his dream of opening an Italian restaurant after his successful career. He is still such a humble and down to earth guy and a great chef.
J. W.
Wow. What can I say? I know this sounds like a joke, but hands down, Shrek's Pizza was the greatest pizza I've had in all of Manchester. It was scrummy, it was yummy, it was nummy. It really filled my tummy. It was scrumdiddlyumptious. It was incredible. There's no comfort food like it. Everything on the menu that I tried was impeccable. It exemplifies love. It exemplifies life. Shrek's Pizza is love. Shrek's Pizza is life. Anyone who appreciates good food at all needs to make the pilgrimage to Shrek's Pizza at least once in their lives - this is hallowed, sacred ground.
H. H.
I went here the other day and as soon as I walked into the place I began crying uncontrollably as the demons began to exit my body. It seems that after decades of hurt and torment my final release happened at Shrek’s Pizza in Manchester. I can now live a happy life and I recommend good pizza also Shrek was there and that was fun so you should visit.
S.
A restaurant named in the name of god, how legendary
C.
My time at this restaurant was quite memorable. Their boneless ice was the best I have ever tasted. The best part is that they can deliver your food all around the world no matter where you are, It's incredible. Also might I add that the food cured my hearing problems, now I have 20/20 hearing.
D. o. W.
I ate all of Shrek's Sausages very yummy
S. T.
“I use Shrek and Onion synonymously with each other.”
B.
Since I had such a delightful experience here at Shrek Pizzeria, I decided to write a poem for all you lovely folks thinking about eating at this fine establishment.
The atmosphere was great,
The pungent smell of onions plummeted through each of my orfices like a stake.
As I wined and dined I celebrate,
For my life was for Shrek in his endless pizza estate.
I reminisce for my life now has purpose,
I get to sleep eternally now that my holes have been serviced.
Shrek is content which means so am I.
Come on in kids, for everyone needs a reminder
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
10/10.
J. P.
I was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer with a month and a half to live. I called this place from my hospital in Maldives, they delivered in less than 30 minutes and eating the pizza cured my cancer. Amazing food, amazing service. A real life-saver!
E. R. G.
I ordered the big chungus deluxe really n style with extra nut grease and ut was delicious I would go again
L. S.
Shrek is live, Shrek is love xd
D. M. F.
Great pizza shop!! Me and Shrek went there on our first date and the service was great 🤩 lovely place would defiently come there again!
M.
Got married here once, I am now on my 4th wife all of which have left me hearty inheritance checks. Safe to say, will dine again, all this money won’t stop me from going to the once place that feels like home xx
J.
It took 50 days to get here, it was worth it. Many of my friends died to get here but me my grandad and a friend were able to eat here. You might ask was the pizza worth the death of your friends and I would say yes.
W. D.
Shreks himself greeted me at the door, welcoming me into his humble abode. A magnificent experience to say the least, my very life force was restored at this divine establishment. You will never want to leave this grand restaurant. It will give you a feeling of pure extasy, comparable to seeing the dvd logo hit the corner of the screen. They have live performances nightly, from celebrities such as Shaggy , Elon Musk, Thanos and many more.
K. M.
Shrek was very kind to my family and I. He stopped by our table and did the roar which made us feel welcomed and loved. We were all so very happy to meet Shrek. I wish he was my daddy. Shrek even farted on our pizza and it added flavor and texture. Shrek's pizza is fun for the whole family. We even ordered ice cream and had Shrek barf on it. It was a magical experience. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
k.
Shrek’s Pizza is a delightful experience. The place is extremely clean and the food is the absolute best. At first I didn’t know what I would be tasting, but when I was invited to my little cousins birthday party right there, I was amazed. The menu is full of different choices of pizza and dessert. Many options, even options for vegetarians!! The pizza is stacked with cheese, (which I LOVE). This place is great overall. No complaints. Just wish I could go back, maybe next time. Shrek’s Pizza is love, Shrek’s Pizza is life. 5 whole stars. 🤩🤩
B. T.
Very good place. The food is interesting. I especially like weed.
L. J.
I don't know who this Shrek guy is but he makes good dishes. He served me his piss in a wine glass and it tastes so good and refreshing. I got extra onions on my onion only pizza too. Would recommend.
L.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
I. B. B.
I was disabled from my legs down and was really depressed that I couldn’t go out with my friends to all the party’s, but one day i went to Shrek’s pizza (alone and sad) but the second my tongue touched the hot creamy taste of Shrek I instantly could walk again. Now me and my friends go there daily 10/10 would recommend.
J. W.
i went here depressed and sad for my last meal by the first bite i had a rush of euphoria and became extremely happy. i recommend this to anyone anywhere who likes out lord and Savior Shrek. the pizza was fantastic and i totally recommend not sus at all lesss gooo.
O.
Shrek is love, shrek is life. They had amazing showers, they had this weird brown goo coming out but it felt so good! I got some of the shower liquid in my mouth and it was the best thing ever. Great pizza!
R. K.
10/10 couldn't recommend any more. Best place to go. The food is amazing and the staff are wonderful. I took my girlfriend here on our first date. We were blessed by Shrek, the big handsome ogre. We're now happily married and have 4 beautiful children. I worship Shrek every day.
W. c. 6.
I love this pizza it was so good it made me dream I was shrek and then I woke up shrek was there he dribbled in my insides and filled me with onions his oger ears magnificently waved in the wind then winded on my belly I said get innnn papa…
A. a. c.
I’ve never been but it sounds good because shrek 100/100
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it's shrek's pizza, what could you expect?
A. C.
Absolutely superb. Makes McDonalds look shipt. The King visits every day for dinner. Shrek for Prime Minister!
L. H.
I was a bus driver back then and I was tired of them I tried my best to ignore it but I could never truly get over it. one day I had to take a different route because the roads were blocked I saw the sign Shrek's Pizza and I wanted to ignore it, but when I saw the advertisement and it said 2 pizzas for only 5 children I stopped. When I drove those kids home I stopped without hesitation jumped out of the bus locked those doors. I gave Shrek all of them, so he lets me stay with him, and it only costs me 10 children a months rent(and on christmas I give him one of my grandchildren). I still live with him to this day and regret nothing. Thank the Lord for things like Shrek's pizza it truly did change my whole perspective on the world. Well goodbye 5 star review I have some children to kidnap to help pay my rent.
A. C.
Possibly the best food I have ever tasted, felt like the gods wanted me to eat this food, if I had to describe it with one word i would say: life-changing, I would gladly give up my life savings just to have that same restaurant next to where I live, I live in france and I go at least twice a week, (even tho they won't tell me how donkey and the dragon had kids)
A. T.
It's 18 days awhay from my home. And all i have to say it's worth it. Shrek's pizza isn't something you can discreabe in a review.
It's something it is so incredible it clear my mind and and saved my life. It doesn't matter how far Shrek's pizza is from you it's an experience that every human being deserves. It is the peak of our lives. You may think that I am talking nonsense. If so don't take my word for and ask other people about the legendary place that is Shrek's pizza.
E. S.
I travelled 500 miles on my moose from canada to eat here and it was worth it. The green sauce was a little wierd but was very tasty. Everytime i tell women i ate here they all flock to me. 10/10 would go again. P.S. boneless water was very good
R. H.
My God, where do I begin, now i’m not a praying man but by golly by gosh did i feel as though a barrage of holy angels were unleashed upon my tastebuds to plunder and awaken the demons within my brain caused by my late great aunty gabbles, I still struggle to explain the pleasure that comes with sampling the thick, rich, musty and cloudy sauce that coated the the crusty bread topped with only the finest of swamp ingredients.
Once I had finished my delightful meal I took my youngest son to the bathroom to unload our bowels, my son was just approaching the cubicle when what I can only describe as Shrek but sexy somersaulted out the door, we swiftly did our business and went to pay for out meal.
All i can say is that the five stars I have given this fantastic establishment cannot describe the deep emotional experience this place has given me.
Thank you Shreks Pizza, thank you for making a sad man new and happy once again.
Love to all
M. S.
very good food, totally worth the years of saving just to fly to the uk on an ostrich. the pizza awakened my senses, and i will never be the same again. i highly recommend the dehydrated water for anyone who goes there. it makes me sad that there are people who have not tried this delicious pizza. 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10, shrek is love, shrek is life.
a. l.
420/69 would come again. Their crunchy water is to die for. The waiters were inordinately thick. The pizza I ordered was the Mighty Meat ;) and I now use it as my pillow. Did anyone else have their Ed cured?
O. B.
i need this in my life but unfortunately I'm in the wrong geographical location i am very sad
ps: shrek is sooo handsome and good looking so I'm glad that this place exists and i dream about it in my sleep every night
M. G.
Wow where do I start shreks pizza is exquisite and I recommend every ogre in far far away to come and dine in it is so sico mode definitely will come again. Shrek is love shrek is life
E. M.
Pleas like so can buy a plane ticket to this magnificent place
J. S.
I'm think I'll go there when I'll be in Manchester
F.
and then i saw her face now im at shreks pizza also one of the staff members spat on me and hit my child and he was bleeding alot but i hate my kids so i rate 5 staar :)
C. T.
My children love shrek from minions so when we visited here from russia they stayed!
L. M.
10/10 would eat again. Would also recommend to Obama
D.
Best pizza by far outstanding staff and just a beautiful place to go eat some pizza knowing it's the only place that can out pizza the hut.
f.
Best restaurant I have ever been to. Incredible food, the best I've ever had. It was so good there are no words that can properly describe it. The staff is so kind, the nicest people I have ever met. The restrain is well kept and very cleanly. The service was fast and outstanding. Would definitely go aging.
O. P.
This place. The holiness of this place can't be described. Before I found this place I was in a dark place in my life. The night I found it I was about to end my life, end it all. But then, I found Shrek's Pizza. I heard that said restaurant would heal you, and your problems would disappear. I traveled many days to find this place. Then, over the mountain, I saw it. Shrek's Pizza. My excitement was very big. Once I got to the restaurant, the holiness of it filled my body. I entered said restaurant and ordered some pizza and a drink. I waited a couple minutes and then I got my food. I took a bite of the pizza, and then, I felt like an entirely new person. I felt like my problems were just washed away. Gone. I was no longer depressed. I was happy. I felt true happiness. Then after I ate, I went back outside only to see my lord outside. Shrek. I couldn't believe my eyes. It was him. The man I prayed to every day and night. I rushed over to him and told him I was one of his many followers and it was an honor to see him in person. He had told these words that keep me going every day, "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" Since then those words have helped me live life. I have been a happy person since the dark times I went through. This places holiness can't even be described because of how powerful it is. You will be a new person once you eat there and your problems will disappear like nothing happened.
M. D.
Moved across the road, it is no longer as cool. RIP SHREK PIZZA
A. M.
5 starts. thought the only reason why people rated this good was because it has the word Shrek... i was WRONG. This place serves food better than Gordon Ramsey. Every day i get depressed knowing that at least 1 person has never gone to this restaurant.
N. A.
AMAZING! MUST GO THERE! I was sick for many years and one day I ate it and was cured. This place was the best you need to have the boiled eyes. Trust me.
s. b.
Worlds best. Pizza definitely out pizzas the hut
D. g. l.
Its worth it to walk 5 days to get here
A. G. S.
shreks pizza is the epitomy of ectasy when i munch on this pizza. It is imbued with shreks holy power and tastes phenemenol. The amount of love i have for this pizza is comparable to that of my own mother. I enjoyed this pizza so much that i don't think 5 stars is enough to describe my satisfaction with this place. My favortite experience from this place is when shrek himself came out and put mustard on my pizza. It was so good that i decided to donate all my savings in my bank account towards shreks pizza. It truly is a masterpiece.
N.
this is the most beautiful establishment ever built thank you god,
J. M.
I rode my pet moose 4 500km across the ocean from Halifax and have to say I am incredibly pleased! I ate the Rockstar pizza with my boy beaver and never had a better experience. 100000000/10 well worth the 6 year trip.
C. M.
I braved the roughest oceans and climbed over the highest peaks to reach this fantastic place. I can confidently say that this is the closest place to Heaven on Earth. The glorious Shrek blessed me with the gift of free eternal delivery. I shall forever be grateful for this wonderful experience. Remember: Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
E. Z.
My experience at this fine establishment was unlike anything that I had ever experienced before. The employees were very nice and the food was prepared quickly. I enjoyed the titular pizza, but I absolutely enjoyed the world famous Jamaican jerk. Definitely recommend, will go again.
K. G.
Its a Shrektacular place to visit if you like fairytales.
I've never had gingerbreadman and gum drop buttons on a pizza before but now I'm addicted to anything but the gum drop buttons.
It is very difficult to find and all depends on if you know the muffin man..
C.
This is easily, one of the best pizza joints that the world has ever witnessed. Born too late for discovering new places on Earth, born too early for conquering space but we're born at the right time to eat at Shrek's Pizza. I highly recommend passing by if you're within a 510.1 million km² radius of this place. It truly is a work of wonders, not to mention Shrek will be here to forgive all your sins and cleanse your soul. Godspeed everyone.
D.
First and foremost, when i entered the restaurant I see kids, which I'm very happy. Although I'm a 50 year old man, I get a weird feeling when i see kids and it makes me happy. The pizza is very good too, it has green goo on the pizza which is yummy. I got to talk to little children and learn the places they live. Maybe I'll visit them after a few days
D. E.
Best food in the world you can not best this place.
B. G.
I Shreked my pants. 10/10
C.
god spoke to me and gave me one task, get to shrek's pizza the official house of god himself. I started my journey with the knowledge of only the location and god to guide me. i walked for weeks on end until finally I saw on the horizon the house of the green god himself, shrek's pizza. I was greeted by god himself shrek. we sat down and i admired his god like body and his long schlong. we ate pizza for one whole week and talked. I can only explain it as a once in a lifetime experience. shreks bulging pp is truly something to admire. I am now in a new plain of reality and I am one with god. thank you shrek's pizza.
u.
I ate so much pizza until I eventually felt completely full...but then, Shrek, the manager, came up to me, fed me a slice of pepperoni and whispered in my ear; "It's not ogre, until I say it's ogre."
I lost 80lbs.
D. G.
pure me and john went here for a packet of ketchup, cost about 50p which was a bit more expensive than i expected to spend but it was the best ketchup i have ever eaten
L. S.
A few years ago, I had been In prIson for kidnApping 49 children. i had became very depressed and sTartEd to cry. then when it came time For my executION, i chose my lAst meal to be shreks pizza. i had low expectations, but when i took a bite of the pizza, i snapped- i had become shrek. i busted out of the electric chair and killed the guards. i busted out and swam to my swamp.
i ate fiona
P. K.
I saw shrek and ate his amazing onions he supplied from some suspicious guy in the back. Amazing taste 100% recommend, i guarantee no turtles were hurt in the making of the pizza even though you could hear their shrieks in the backroom
C. E. c.
Very good pizza! the Bei feng haji Flavoured Iced Onion Frappe was amazing. Sadly, The staff kicked me out after I began biting the fingers off the local children. I don't know why either!.
H. R.
Ayo shrek to be pizzaing tho
S. C.
i've never been the same since i went here, i wanted to kill myself before i went here, but after i felt cured, my life was changed for the better. if you've never been here you have to go, it's said the pizza here cures cancer. 5 stars
J. B.
Great experience, I rode me pet hamster to this place it took about 4 years well worth the travel. Ask for the onion and cream stuffed crust pizza exquisite taste and texture would recommend :).
S. G.
My friend said he ate here and didn't like it, so I leaked his IP adress. Here it is:
N. E.
Placed my first order from here a few weeks ago and I won't go anywhere else ever again! I've ordered a total of four times so far. The food always arrives hot, the chips are beautiful and omg the dough balls are amazing and huge! Definitely reccomend 100%
M. N.
Decent, not amazing. Arrived promptly though and was piping hot.
C. C.
This restraunt was amazing the onions were fire!! 🔥🔥 And it had so many layers
Rember kids, Shrek is love Shrek is life ❤️
A. G.
its a shrek pizza place. what more could you ask for? my happiness level just knowing this place exist is 272882/10. it deserves 5 stars. no restaurant, nay, no ONE ever beat this. this, this right here, is spectacular.
E.
Shrecks pizza has out pizza’d the hut. Beautiful. I was greeted by shreck who told to get pizza then get out of his swamp. The whole time all star was playing so that was also nice. The pleat part is the food though. I would personally recommend there moist onion pizza with dry water. Best place ever!
J. L.
This cured me of my cancer highly recommend
G. R.
Epic place, why I don't live next to it
H. F.
I cant get ogre how great this restaurant is, amazing staff and food. Shreks pizza is my only love, it's my life. My dad hates me and doesn't understand shreks greatness, as well as his sassy nature. Anyway despite this I really cant recommend it enough.
A.
I can't believe they closed down. It's truly shameful.
P. R.
I love the hot, creamy taste of Shrek in my mouth, Its so good I will sacrifice 2000 more children for another slice. So good. Cured my depression and restored my pp. 10/10
A. A.
This is the single greatest place on the planet. As soon as I walked in, I felt immediately connected to Shrek. I felt his strong hands on my shoulders, his chest against my back, and his voice in my ear saying: “Be at peace.” The pizza was incredible. Every day since then, I have had daily rituals around the pizza. “Shrek is love, Shrek is life.” I say. Hoping one day that I will see shrek walk through my door, ready to overcome me.
H. P.
For such mortal provision i have tasted, Shrek's Pizza has sought after me a new realm of provisions. I have ascended from thee foods and to have thought of holy dines in a restaurant-tee amuses and is the only thing holding my mortality.
M. G.
Me and five of my friends went through several countries to make it here only half of us made it but there sacrifice was worth it just to get one taste of shrek's big sausage pizza.
A.
Bro, to tell you the truth, I haven't even been there, but it doesn't take a genius to know that a shrek's pizzeria must be a 10.
E. M.
Why would u want to eat at Shreks? It's easy. The whole 365 layers of pure taste and the feeling of adventure for the delivery man when he travels the lands to bring you your order. Also I got a free donkey sandwich sample to my delivery. 5/5 would eat again
m.
Love the vibez at shreks pizza. Truly amazing service for yall karens. Green goo on the floor really created a magical experience. 114159/10 kazoo kid would approve, special friends.
m. v.
Me and my dwarf went to the jurney trought mountains and oceans. We had to sleep in snow and we couldn't find any water or food and after tears and blood we arrived to Shrek's Pizza. Pizza was the best i have ever tasted, i teared up little. The Jurney was worth it (my dwarf died).
F. C.
Best pizza I have ever tried in my life! It changed my life forever and I have been eating nothing but shreks pizza for 7 months straight and I won't ever stop. Once you go Shrek you never go back.
v. _.
What an amazing time, took my adopted 13 year old Indian son here after watching bend it like Messi and my god was the pizza good 10/10 would come here again and my son hasn't been happier,
m. o.
There service is fast and their food is very good. I totally recommend this place.
t. j.
Great Food and Service. Can't find Any faults. Plus, i love shreks Special Sauce if you ask for it, great with anything , but make sure you use it quickly otherwise it dries out on your face
J. P.
I never ate the food but I rate 5 because shreck
j.
Somebody once told me to try the pepperoni, I ate and fell in love with this place.
I came back here next month, had some friends come in for lunch and they came, with respect, with some more bread.
Well,
The pies kept coming and they didn't stop coming,
All made fresh, fresh outta the oven,
The salads? They come with fresh lettuce,
I didn't depart, cus' the bread was yum,
So much to choose, so much to eat--and I kept them fresh in the back seat...
You'll never know if you don't go...
You gotta try, prices are low...
T. K.
I don't know who this shrek guy is, but he didn't see him there but he makes amazing pizza. Excellent quality, great service. The onion pizza is best in my opinion. Best pizza place in the swamp
N. E.
This is the most sacred and holy place I have ever been. Took a flight from Sydney just to try the mystical and world famous pizza, did not dissapoint. Really enjoyed the ogre-licious pizzas (Still cannot grasp the fact this place is 4.9 stars, without a doubt it's a 5).
O. K.
All I can say is that Shrek's love is expressed through the food here. The more I eat at Shrek's pizza, I realise Shrek is love, Shrek is life
V. T.
Best pizza Shrek!🍕🍕🍕
F. C.
Well it's Shrek's Pizza of course it's 5 stars!
A. B.
I love the concept! Haven't personally been there, but I'd like to go very much! Me and my friends are planning a trip to the UK in the near future, and this is the first stop!
I sincerely hope we'll meet eachother there!
With much love, Alebo
I. R.
I have had the best time eating at shrek's pizza and the atmosphere was musty and my diarrhea was warm so i had a great time
J. K.
I have never been to this restaurant, but based of of what i see the food mst be amazing. Great service from what i've heard. All hail the almigty shrek
h.
whoever nutted in that pizza thank you it tasted so much better
U. S.
My wife took the kids but that shakes smacks
J. Z.
Shriek is suprisingly good at making pizza. 👌🏻😱⚡️✅🅱️💯🔥🔪🎅🏻🦑👌🏻✅
B. A.
This is an amazing restaurant, I love the texture and flavor of the food. The customer service is amazing too. I will be coming back soon!
B. R.
From an artistic perspective, this 'Shrek Pizza' seems to be a happy little accident of sorts. The abstractness of the interior leaves little to be desired, with Shrek being paired up with his synonymous onions, creating what I describe a stroke of artistic genius. I would definitely come in here and paint some little trees some time soon again.
Now, onto more important matters; the food on display at this establishment. From the fine dining cuisine that is Shrek's Peri Peri Chicken, to his special meal deals, everything on this menu seems to be of such a high quality. Not to mention that prices are of an affordable amount to the working class Briton in Manchester. There is nothing I can fault this fine establishment for, and the owners clearly are visionaries for connecting Shrek to the restaurants of our world.
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C'mon. You know you wanted to go here. Quit lying and try it out, it's the best type of pizza out there
E. D.
The pizza is great never knew they had burgers 10/10 do recommend gave a 20 dollar tip
E. C.
enjoyed the sultry taste of shrek
I.
After I took one bite out of this pizza I began to levitate. I saw a glimpse of another dimension. My meaning in life became clear to me after a singular bite. My regrets washed away in an instant. I owe this place my now newfound purpose.
C. D.
I rate 5 stars because there was no 6 star option available
A.
This food astonishing good
A.
The green sauce was EVERYWHERE! It was a slip n slide and very fun actually. After eating, shrek ran out of the kitchen and chased me, I had to escape but the goo was too slippery and I fell. Shrek then continued to dry hump my leg like a desperate dog before getting his nuts chopped off. I left but woke up and shrek was cuddling me, whilst rose petals and candles were scattered everywhere. I think I know what the green goo is now..
M. A.
100% worth the life savings spent on a flight with 3 layovers and a decent bus ride just to be able to have my favourite ogre’s sloppy mess right in my piehole. 11/10 certified fresh 🧅
A. L.
Shreks Pizza... what a memorable experience I had. Once I entered the establishment the savory aroma of the delectable pizza circulated around. I was greeted by Shrek himself and he had such great manners ;) I ordered a large shrek style pizza along with the skrekshake and shrek-kabob. The pizza was golden on the crust and was succulent and was honestly one of the best things I have ever reviewed. Growing up with my father being Gordon Ramsay I always ate mediocre food. I was depressed and lost my love and passion for eating food. But when I ate that pizza it saved my life. I travel all the way from Canada on a deer to get some of this good. It will not disappoint!
C. W.
They didn't have NyQuil chicken but it's still good. I like the peas, sour cream, and salsa pizza.
B. M. H. (.
it was a very nice experience, wife enjoyed. the kids liked shrek. he is a bit too touchy!!!!!!!!!
O. M.
Best restaurant I've ever eaten at. It was a truly amazing spiritual experience and I have since unlocked my spirit animal, Donkey. Thank you Shrek's Pizza for enlightening my life in the way that you did
a. n.
Ive never been to this restraunt but it’s shrek
R. A. R. A.
I went to this place its very inquisitee a very good after a few hour my buddy shrek sharted in the bathroom I cant tell if he did or the food did it well i have a pic of him you cant see it because he sharted on the cams
K. B.
I haven't been here before. I live in New England but I'm planning a week long trip specifically to come here. All my life I've wished for nothing more than to share a delicious pizza with my favorite ogre, and I can finally do so. I thank you greatly for the help in a life-long dream of mine. 5 stars.
Z. P.
Really a good place not just shrek but the pizza is really good too, I would recommend again.
L. B.
10/10 experince, the staff was amazing. The food was delicious. I also got a personal meet and greet with Shrek himself. This restaurant is Shrek approved.
W.
I have arrived from my home gas station, "fat man gas station" (35335 Eureka Rd, Romulus, MI 48174) To taste some delicious Shrek Pizza! This place serves delicate food that is so good that your eyes glow. The raw onions here can satisfy anyone's hunger. This place has supreme pizza. I also enjoyed the GameStop on floor -2. It had a wide variety of games, all called "Pac man" With different numbers on them! They all were a blast to play. If you visit floor -5, you can find yourself at an adoption center! I adopted 3 children that day. I don't know how they got there. A delicacy, I must say. If you ever visit the UK, this is your number one spot to go. You can't beat a stay at this prison in Iceland! I love how the restaurant is so conveniently placed in Afghanistan!
J. B.
Only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich.
R. W. (.
This is the closest I'll get to eating out Shrek and even then it was a dining experience ill forever cherish.
S.
Weaow deud, I just tried yer pizza and it was much good. The 🆘 was brown and stinky, I don’t know why, but it’s still good. The pepperoni and cheese were also a COOL SHAED OF GRENN 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎. The best part was the caviar, it was just like the 🆘, brown and stinky. For some reason I barfed on the floor, but I think it was natural. For some reason, my doctor told me I had HIV and E-Coli, which I bet was just a joke. I would recommend going there again, 1e1000000/0.0001
N. W.
The LEGITIMATE BEST restaurant I have ever EVER been to, this restaurant gave me the best time i have ever had in my life, I 100009843943285734085093492850281094821904/10 recommended this to everyone to ever exist. This, its wonderful.
R.
The food was so good that it cured my depression, anxiety, and made me a better person in life because I experienced something that gave me hope in this world, and it was this masterpiece of a restaurant that made me who I am today. Thank you Shreks pizza for the new life and the best pizza 🙏
x.
Amazing pizza place, food was so delicious. I hope it never closes down. 5 stars 👍
a.
I don't know who this Green Shrek guy is or why he smells like my dead grandma but he has some of the best dishes on the planet
C. Q.
my grandma was on her death bed and for her last wish she wanted to see that big handsome ogre she wanted to fell his warmth so i took her here and it cured her 5/5 stars never been there
M. S.
Really enjoyed my visit, felt like i was in the movie eating a meal with my big homie shrek. Really felt the inner D0nkay come out from me.
C. H.
This place is the most amazing part of this whole world ,In fact it is the best thing in the whole universe and should be given the purple heart medal because it saved my life,may god save you all.
J. S. m.
This place made me undepressed sherks special green creamy sauce made me a new man now I live in his basement with the other children waiting for daddy Shrek to feed us his delectibe seeed
T.
Just because it’s my son 5 stars I am so proud of him, the white special sauce pizza was amazing yet a bit sticky and slimy, but nonetheless twas amazing, the milkshakes were quite refreshing and also sticky but was still delicious, there are also many fresh kids walking around for pizza some are very sexy looking 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😳😳😳😳😳
I. N.
Dearest reader of this review, Shreks pizza is located in the united kingdom. So be aware that going there is totally, I planned on going and seeing the site of britian and then i stopped at looked, looked at shreks pizza, i stayed there for 162532 days straight before being asked to leave, but that wouldn't stop me. I planned a heist. To own and eat all the skrek pizza ever. I went to my old friends house, gary garfield, and his good friend, donkey. Yes the donkey. Anyways we planned a heist that would change the way you see shreks pizza. We had a plan the plan was break in with a shrek brand crowbar, and then use a shrek brand gun to take hostages. The police came and we negotioated, we both used our shrek brand megaphones to talk, and we negoatied and now i own shreks pizza. Thank you
5 stars
L.
my rat did this after eating pizza but pretty good
V. (.
This pizza was so good, I forgot I was being stabbed to death by my ex
N. D.
never been but the foods great. the serves is amazing and the people there are very nice. i turned black after eating the pizza now i'm a D1 bowler
M. I. H.
Shrek makes a half decent 🍕
S. O.
The place has such an amazing vibe. I LOVE IT. Although the onions on my pizza didn't have layer like ogres it did taste really good. I would have really loved it if more of the food was Shrek themed like the hash browns could be shreks offsprings. Thank you for reading
L. R.
Great food n service, a bit muddy but it was fine.
M. B.
This place is just so amazing! The people here are accommodating, and not to mention, the food is full of life. Shrek is life.
B. B.
As a connoisseur of fine dining I can 100% say that Shrek’s Pizza may be one of, no, the best restaurant on this planet. Truly a masterpiece. My only dislike is that I can’t give it a six out of five.
ᗢ. T. ?.
Shrek pizza is my life, their pizza is amazing
It truly is one of the best restaurants I have ever seen!
K. H.
Great expireience i did sus my pant once tho
M. S.
The most delicious pizzas in Manchester. Lovely and local with free delivery. Couldn't recommend it more. Fast service with extremely kind, generous staff. My favorite takeaway place in Northern Moor. Plenty of variety with delicious pizza and garlic bread. Perfect for a quick, easy meal for the whole family or to share with friends.
C. M.
I’ve never seen layers on a pizza till now. The pizza was rolled into a onion shape, and you had to peel each slice off. With each slice came a new flavor of onion. The whole time you eat shrek caresses you and makes you feel at home. Once I finished my onion of pizza(so many delicious layers) I was sent home with a gift bag full of an assortment of onions. 10/10 would eat at shreks pizza again.
L. H.
awww yes,me and the boys got to meet the kkk and shrek!!!10/10
S. G.
Everyone say your prayers to the one and only god pizza place. Haven’t gone there, don’t care its shrek need I say more
S. J.
never had better service, or better food. the amount of care and thought put into these meals are unopposed. will be visiting more often.
D. G.
Shrek is love, shreks pizza is life.... life sustaining goodness. And just like an onion or an ogre, a good pizza needs layers. You don’t have to go on a quest with a talking donkey to get their beautiful layered pizza, their quest is to bring the pizza to you. No need for a fairy godmother to get a pizza that looks better than Prince Charming. I’ve even heard the chef is the muffin man himself. So sit by the campfire in your favorite swamp and order yourself a layered pie with extra onions.
L. H.
I have never eaten hear and I live in the U.S.A. and I am currently in social studies class but It is the best pizza restaurant in the world because it involves Shrek me and the boys fixing to rent a car and a yacht and get some Shrek's pizza.
L.
so yeah it was very legendary when you use memes character to make pizza restaurant
j. A.
One of the best pizza's that i have ever eaten, it filled my mouth with wonders
L. F.
Shreks pizza is the most brilliant name for such an amazing pizza foundation and mini restaurant. Not only that but the pizza sauce and the hot delicious steamy cheese all melts in your mouth like never before. This place-no Shreks pizzas is much more delicious than any gordan Ramsey restaurant out there and thats a Fact!
r.
Came here with 2 of my children, ordered shreks special sticky sauce with peperoni pizza, when i left, i now had 3 children, the staff was so great they gave me another! great place
M.
Whent here with extremely high expectations and somehow surpassed them. Highly recommend
A. A.
Best restaurant I’ve ever eaten! They served 2 slices of Shrek Pizza with a topping of Shrek Ears and a side of Donkey. Nice!
N. F.
Shrek is love... Shrek is life...
A. L.
Pizza was lovely, 5 star+
M. S.
This is the best restraunt in the whole world
H. H.
The food was great my favorite is the ogre goo on top of a onion only pizza I was afraid of the guy in the back at first but then he served a great waffle 10/10 would recommend I also walked out with 2 pizzas and 6 children
B. L.
Didn’t know what to expect after my experience at the Bee Movie Burger joint, but Shrek’s Pizza was really a new experience. Shrek was very warm and inviting and Lord Farquad’s pizza tossing skills entertained my son and I for hours on end. Only fitting to give it All Stars.
M. Y.
I ate my first slice “not sleeping pills” and i woke in in a basement with another patron and Shrek with a whip in his hands. Overall great food 10/10
J. “.
i came here as a laugh with my mates, little did i know my life was about to be changed. I ordered "beefy one" pizza and boy o boy it was simply scrumptious. My taste buds exploded, so much meat on one pizza, i could only assume it was made by the god himself, Shrek. This brings me back to my grandparents traditional cooking in the slums of downtown Kosovo. I say to people "if i could eat at Shrek's every night i would" . and guess what, now i do. I purchased an apartment directly next to the shop. It has become my breakfast lunch and tea, simply addicting. All i want to do for the rest of my life is to eat at Shrek's pizza, watching Shrek movies and listening to "All Star" by smashmouth. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
I. S.
I personally haven’t been there but from what i’ve heard it a spiritual experience where you can get your soul cleansed by shrek himself, and have a donkey sandwich at the same time. 10/5, it’s the best thing ever
m. t.
i literally flew all out of the way from africa to go here 10/10 best food ever if you havent gone here what you done with your life
T. L.
I can't even describe how great it was. (mostly because I've never been there) but I can already tell that THIS is what true happiness feels like.
11037/10
S. R.
So yummy
R. N.
OH MY GOD
T.
Had quite an bizzare adventure to get here, though the taste was worth it!
M. B.
Shrek came in my pizza.
l. g.
food good
v.
10/7 pizza because shrek. However, needs more shrek. shrek/shrek. Also, the layered onions are good, very nice. Love me some onions with the layers.
F. M.
Someone stole my nike x gucci flip flops here but it was worth it 69/420 would recommend
F. L.
SHERKSY PIZZZAA MY GUY BUY NOW FOR GREAT PRICE MY NAN TOOK ME THERE (MY GRANDADS DEAD(FELL OF A CLIFF)) SHREAK IF YOUR READYING THIS I WUV U
C. H.
The pizza is absolutely Shrektastic and there's no reason why this restaurant needs any rating below 69 stars.
M. I.
the person serving us took off his shirt and this is what i caught:
i loved it there
N. O.
I saw an ogre that wanted me to get out of his swamp.
A. M.
Brilliant pizza, thousands travel from around the world to eat here and only few are so lucky to get in. Whether your proposing, having a wedding, or planning on celebrating your 50th this is a beautiful and unforgettable place, as the rest of the reviews state.
Z. C.
as soon as i saw this me and the boys packed and drived all the way to england and the pizza was amazing the chesse was green and the onions hit diff.SUS
E. P.
I am memeber of Soviet Union and Vladmir Putin required me to go hear to purchase some of Shrek's Pizza. Because of Shrek's Pizza the USSR rises up
B. B.
The presence of Shrek’s is strong here, but they very rarely play all star and do not have enough murals of the glorious being known as shrek.
d.
good food
k. b.
Tastes just like Shrek's cum👍
T.
Jotaro Kujo here to tell you me and the stardust crusaders went on a 60 Day Trip to Sherks Pizza and we loved it but gigi said that we needed to fight some loser called DIO
J.
This pizza allowed me to grow many layers
P. P.
Never been there but I already know the food is delicious
M. C.
Shrek saved my marriage with his exquisite flavor of assorted pizza pies.
M. F.
Shrek's pizza is a truly enlightening experience, he welcomed me with open arms as i walked in, i was met with a warm hug and kiss from an elderly man, after that i was seated and a kind colored fellow took my order, before i knew it i was sinking my teeth into a delightful pizza made by the king of dank memes himself, Shrek. It was a real treat, so I came back with my son, and the same elderly man welcomed him with a firm kiss on the lips, then we went the bathroom and Shrek offered us some marijuana, we smoked for hours on end, after that shrek planted a kiss onto my son that lasted for a least 5 minutes, after that it was time to order some grub, so we sat down and the same colored man took our order, my son ordered some vodka and pounded it down like a man, after that, we said our goodbyes and informed them that we would be returning shortly. (by the way my son is 5 years old)
S. G.
Very nice food. The chef was good. My pet ostrich was happy
10/10
Love you shrek <3 <3
O. Y. Y. 1.
Very well customer service as I was eating shrek was kissing my forehead to ensure I had the best possible experience at his restaurant
c.
holy moly! This is without a doubt the best pizza i have ever had inside me, everything from the taste to the smell and feel of the pizza was delectable
l.
This place is so wonderful. The people here are so nice and gave some great pizza
L. J.
First time using Shrek's pizza. We ordered 2 16in pizzas which arrived fresh and hot. Unfortunatly it was 20 minutes over the given delivery time.
Pizza was yummy although the pizza sauce was on the sweet side which after a couple of slices was overpowering.
Free Garlic bread with cheese was given
C.
I like that it's Shrek. That's it. Shrek good. Go there now. Only complaint is there aren't enough onions, but donkey made my waffles
I.
Shrek is love, Shrek is Life
R. H.
Shrek is love, Shrek, Shrek is life.
T. B.
Shrek in Manchester... Simply amazing
T.
My child zhongli and yanfei loved this, but zhongli did throw up on the pizza which added great flavour xx
L. T.
I haven’t even been here but I can already tell it’s the best restaurant in the entire world. 12/10 will Shrek again.
v.
Truly a mesmerizing experience, at first they lure you into their classic, pristine, one of a kind, first class, Shreks Pizza van, then they drive you to their resturant, what a Uber ride! Thats already 4 stars! Then they gave you xanax and implant a chip into your brain, this chip creates a virtual menu only you can see! All of your thoughts and orders will be recorded so you can order without speaking! Truly a 8 star resturant! All you can eat buffet is worth the 23,000$ plus the forced uber ride fee of 1,250$! Truly a great investment!
J. a.
This place is just good, perfect I would say because it has layers like a onion for example.
0.
Shrek/10 Was an absolute pleasure to visit this astounding establishment. Filled my stomach with such joy my toes curled. Faarquads reckoning was my favourite indulgement. Amazing 👏
g. 6.
Delicious for everyone and families and friends
L. S. P.
I want Shrek Pizza now...
G. O. G. V.
I am in debt, the bank have taken my house.
but at least I have Shrek's pizza.
W. Z.
Ok wow I can't believe it. As the shrek himself once said. The onions have layers.
L. B.
Somebody once told me
F.
Amazing pizza the stickiness and the consistency of the mysterious white sauce is good the extra onions freebie is also on the plus side would get penetrated I mean attend this place again
J. T.
I NEEDED THIS HIS ONIONS WERE PERFECT I WAS GREETED BY SHRECK IN HIS SWAMP AND I SAW DONKY HE CURED ME THANKS SHRECK :)
i. p. g. y.
This place cured my depression, thank you. But sadly, this placed has closed and is to be replaced with a KFC offbrand called Dixy Chicken. :( Goodbye Shrek, my sweet green prince, you will be missed.
C. S.
Traveled 2 day for it. From Colorado to the uk for the hell of it to try Shreks pizza, and it was worth it.
M. W.
I haven't been to this restaurant since I live in the U.S, but I'm leaving 5 stars since Shrek is love, Shrek is life. I also heard that this resturant outpizza'd the hut.
l. b. o. g.
The best pizza I have ever tasted in my life.
V. M.
It’s beautiful, here’s a photo of the owner
k. b.
Very happy, ordered the pepperoni and asked the staff to make it look like Shrek and they did, fantastic, kids loved it. Also asked for an onion on the side and they provided.
top lads, I'm ogre the moon
.. C. 。.
Never been here because I’m in the U.S., but the name is already 15 stars, I also heard that their food was good so... I’ll agree, Shrek is my favorite movie, and now a pizza place 🤤🤤🤤
P. A.
I live around 6500km away from this place but every single time that they start for the day the smell of the delicious pizza drives me bonkers. 10/10, upvoted, recommended.
s. m. b. a. c. m. e.
It's just the perfect place for nourishing yourself, while satisfying your everyday desire for Shrek simultaneously.
Changed my life
3.
First time ordering.....food was piping hot as i like it to be....was here very quickly and the delivery guy was polite and friendly....the pizza and garlic bread had lots of cheese which is great and the bbq pizza was amazing..... im not a pizza lover but when a person put alot of cheese on i quitr like them....also the red onions were fab to complement the bbq.... really enjoyed it.
E. S.
Do you accept orders from Brazil?
P.
I don't know how exactly is this place, but when I see Shrek, I give 5 stars
I.
Best restaurant ever. Ever since I’ve eaten at this restaurant, my confidence has sky rocketed, I’ve slept with 65 women and my cancer was cured. I would highly recommend this pizza place
C. J.
Never been here, but I feel blessed to know this exists. When I die I'd like the catering to be done by shreks pizza. This restaurant has filled an empty void I never thought could be filled.
O. R.
Sheesh this is so good that it can cure everyone and everything go eat here to end COVID-19.and even joshdub and mully eat here with niko avocado
E. N.
This is a great Pizza Me and My friends from Ecuadors took our bags and went there in a canoa it was not easy but it was woth it.
T.
This place was god tier! I love it so much, I would recommend everyone to eat here
C. C.
Changed my life. Words cannot describe how amazing the pizza was. I was truly in a second renaissance.
A.
when I entered the heaven Shrek greeted me with a warm fuzzy smile I asked for the pizza then he wispered into my ear the pizzas have layers I ate the food and if was delightful there was nothing but delight in my eating hole 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
H. P.
The cheese of the pizza is like straight from the finest cheese from italy, the sauce is jesus blood, the bread tastes like clouds from heaven.This place of paridise has had legends of curing cancer
D. !.
People always sayin Shrek's food is slimey garbage that they wouldn't eat but you put that stuff on a pizza and DAAAAAM. Try it guys you won't be disappointed. Ps get onions on the side, you won't regret it.
S. (.
I bunny hopped around the world to see this restaurant and it was worth it. The pizza's tasted soooo good and Shrek was really nice.
J. M.
All right, I admit it! Everything is fabulous; the food, the atmosphere, everything is flawless.
M.
How do you make money with a pizzeria if there are 2 other restaurants in a 100m radius?
just name it shrek
S.
I Found Real Diarrhea With My Donkey Diarrhea Order Shrek Came Right Up To Me And My Son He Took My Son Into The Back My Son Looked Terrified After He Came Out But Overall Great Staff He Said Shrek stuck a green sausage up his butt and it looked like Shrek was holding him with something that held him up like a puppet until Shrek said he got "flaccid"
J. A.
Absolutely delicious pizza I was extremely exited when shrek offered me to give him a sponge bath in his swamp out back with spongebob square pant
Y. Y.
so good B)
F.
IT IS SHREK. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE IT. THE FOOD IS OP
r. d.
Amazing the best pizza on earth
B. A.
Would rate 10 if I could the pizza was amazing and I hope to come here again sadly I am in Canada and I don't travel a lot so I cant go there much but the izza there is amazing
l. :.
While I was eating, the lord himself walked in and baptized me right when I was eating. It was a glorious occasion. 😇🙏 #wap
A.
this is the best restaurant I have ever been in. How can someone hate this.
J. J.
Brilliant, i just love feeling shrek inside of me. A fine balance of warmth and saltiness in my mouth 🤤. I recommend this as the perfect place to eat out.
T. M.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Guide us through an epic fight!
J. E.
Friendly staff members great tasting pizza one of the best around here lamp kebab claims to be all lamp not the typical mixed meat but it does taste better than the rest
Clean reception area kitchen well you be the judge of that.
B. D.
i feel as if i've never lived such a life until i went here. stunning. impeccable.
A. B.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
It's got layers
10/10 would shrek again
e.
ungg... yes... i love it
M.
Amazing pizza. I came last Christmas and it was amazing this white stick stuff in a cup was amazing. 42069% would recommend.
A.
I recommend this place. The chef was very nice. However, it seemed to me that the gingerbread, which was my delicious faith, cried out begging me. Strange...
G. S.
Great pizza. 10/10
V. P.
Astonished by purely everything this appeasing restaurant has to offer. In Shrek the Ogre we trust.
R.
An all star menu selection. The onions have a good array of layers. Never liked pizza until now - very cool and epic.
Y. B.
Place is really good and so is the pizza.
Remember, shrek is love, shrek is life
T. S.
I never been there before, in fact I live on the other side of the world. However this pizza store has filled a deep void in my soil I thought I'd be with for the rest of my life.
N. A.
I really don't know who this Shrek they seemed to have based this off of, but this is some of the finest pizza I have and probably will ever have.
F.
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C. H.
Never been here... But this some good pizza
S.
Owner of this place kicked me out and yelled at me "what are you doing in my pizza restaurant" i was so humiliated but it was really good experience also they gave me free mud biscuit would reccomend 5/5
b. I. r.
This place is great I came here after a long journey through the Himalayas and the second the pizza touched my mouth I begun to levitate and my third I opened and I had awakened as a god
C.
Haven’t been there but I will make the long journey to this establishment and eat some delicious shrek pizza
D. I.
I haven’t even been here and I’m already giving it 5 stars. This place is the only place that can outpizza the hut. I can hear his voice “GET OUTTA MY SWAMP”
S. M.
Whoever votes even 4.5 stars I will hunt them down and feed them the pizza until they admit that they out pizzaed the hut...
A. S.
I traveled 42069 miles to come here and order a pizza. It is worth every penny even though it smells like my dead grandma
O. M.
Best pizza out there, saw Shrek, he looked into my eyes and softly whispered "Shrek is love Shrek is life", 10/10 would go again.
M. C. J.
their fat free air is to die for also i give this place a 420/69 and they gave me 9 kids too 100 percent i love this place
A. K.
Have not gone there yet, but I want to. Any way to get delivery from the Uk to California?
S. F.
I never went there but because our lord Sherk writer of the Bible likes it I know it is godly pizza
W. P.
Absolutely astounding serice! I cant believe shrek himself fought sans undertale to entertain us! I also got to see Smashmouth himself break into tears over his ruined song carrier!
Q.
Princess Fiona Would Be Proud To Hear This Shreks Pizza Is Also Really Good Never Been There But I Will.
i.
It was so nice. The pizza I ate was made from shrek.
I. J.
Very guud pizza meet a green fellow he was very nice