Reviews of Three Wise Monkeys. (Pub) in Colchester (Essex).
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Open hours of Three Wise Monkeys
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11am–1am
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Reviews of Three Wise Monkeys
M.
Best overall pub in my view in the centre of Colchester - great selection of craft beers from around the country / world as well as their own microbrewery on site. Good vibe throughout the week, maybe a bit too crowded on a Fri / Sat night but that’s only a consequence of its success. Food is decent for sharing on a night out but it’s not gastropub level. Gin bar downstairs adds a different dimension at the weekends when it is open. Tap room (pictured) is great for a relaxed pint during the week
K. K.
First of all it’s dog friendly and any place that brews beer on site is usually a goto for me… these guys are doing just that in the city centre of Colchester, but also have a huge space for seating and a great menu!
We were there at lunch, and I’d love to return at night to see the difference vibes!
N. K.
Lovely microbrewery. Beers are excellent. I didn’t try the food but will likely return another day.
E. G.
Loved this place. There was a fantastic selection of drinks. Delicious food and great brewery section. Even the dog was eyeing up our drinks! 👍
C. C.
Wonderful selection on-tap (including Guinness!) as well as an extensive gin bar. Excellent atmosphere makes for a good evening every time. Cheers!
O. “. B.
Food really tasty and a great atmosphere. Was lively when we attended on a Sunday lunch time.
M. R.
We are definitely coming back here soon!
The food, drink and service are fantastic.
We had a southern fried chicken sandwich, a Korean bbq chicken burger, soy, ginger&honey chicken wings with extra coleslaw! All was delicious, couldn't fault any of it.
Also tried a stout from the brewery adjacent to the restaurant, well worth a visit.
I would love to try the Gin bar downstairs soon.
We will be back soon
A. P.
Great bar with local Other Monkey beer as well as world beer favourites and lots of spirits/gin variety. Didn't use the upper floor restaurant but the food menu looks good to help while away some supping time. Decked out in a stripped back you can see the brewing equipment type of manner, very nice relaxing environment.
E. P.
Very nice place.
I had the meat combo and it's very good (and HUGE!!!). A suggestion here: they consider that pulled pork must go with tomato sauce, so if you rather believe that tomato sauce kills the taste of pulled pork tell them in advance.
Those with me who had burgers said they are fantastic. On the other hand, burgers get a fair share of the menu, so if you are not ok with them you may find the choice a bit limited.
Beer is also good, and the personnel is very, very nice.
Interesting also the fact that they have a large room upstairs, so you may consider this place for parties with some tens of people.
H.
Great bar, good selection of British and international beers and ciders. A little bit too bright light in the evening for my feelings.
I. L.
Really enjoyed this pub. They have a wide selection of beers and ales. What impressed me the most was the food. They had a few vegan options, my partner and I had two different dishes and we both thought were delicious. We will certainly be coming back.
K. P.
Some how there is just no atmosphere you would expect to find in a bar of this type. On a reasonably busy lunchtime the staff not especially welcoming and saw a couple of groups come in and leave again.
The menu is basic as befits the bar, but tasty enough. Tried the Tap room next door and about the same.
In summary could do better with more effort.
G. A.
Great to see a busy venue!! Wonderful view post COVID.
Gin bar has an extensive menu but is quite a dark and claustrophobic atmosphere I found. Staff an absolute delight. Could do with a second till as queues were long, heard a few moans and groans from waiting patrons.
H. C.
Had dinner here last weekend. Was a nice place with reasonable prices. Had good recommendations for the bottomless brunch but haven't done that yet. One of our party got the ribs and they were not too good. My meal was tasty - had tenessee burger. Large menu with plenty of variety. Mohitos were poor and pretty undrinkable. Those two problems the reason for 4 stars, everything else nice. Service was quick but very quiet upstairs as it was very early in the day
M. H.
The food was amazing🤤 I would definitely recommend the wings and the burger👌🏻 However, the service was a bit slow as the place was packed. I will be coming back for sure.
S.
Top quality beers, good food, friendly bar staff with a great atmosphere. Clean toilets too. Ticks all the boxes. It's not cheap, but if you want cheap beer go to a chain pub.
B. K.
For a place that can make such juicy and delicious BBQ pork shoulder, it's surprising the brisket was so dry and sad.
M. f.
Three Wise monkeys was a fab looking place, order placed via the app, simple enough, extensive drink menu. We only wanted snacks so had two bowls of fries.... varied age groups which made three 40 somethings feel comfortable. the only downside for me was the cheerie disposition of the staff!! I do mean this ironically as they looked like they had just attended a wake, (my apologies if of course they had, but being a Saturday unlikely)maybe I'm getting a bit old or long in the tooth but the occasional smile wouldn't have gone a miss 😉😆
N. R.
Meat and mac n cheese ... can't go wrong! Nice cocktails too. Buzzing place and really friendly staff. We loved it but its a chilled place not the place to go if your looking for a poshy.
O. F.
Lovely bar and atmosphere, great craft ales and beers.
Edit: the place just gets better and better with each visit. Fantastic value for money and all round wonderful place to go
S. L.
Not very comfortable for lunch.
I think its great as a bar ,out with friends.
Didn't think much of menu.
But went with dirty fries.
It's OK...
Couldn't find toilet ,not well signed.
Mum couldn't do the bar code scan menu but managed to hunt down paper menus.
L. B.
Nice pub with a separate tap room where you can see the brewing equipment and a first floor restaurant. Excellent beers. Nice location near to the Castle.
T.
I always enjoy going to 3WM! Great selections of beers and gins. Friendly staff and cool decor. Food has always been awesome. Also dog friendly!
K.
A bit disappointed to be honest, the food was very average, especially for the price, I found myself wishing I’d waiting until after to go get McDonald’s instead, also the bar person only put through half my order, I asked her to check in because the price was too low but she said she’d put it all through so I paid, then she had to come to my table to get me to pay for another part because it hadn’t been put through probably, and another bar tender (blue hair) had a drink froth up, she when wiped the nozzle with her hand that she’d just picked up dirty glasses with, then continued to poor the drink, putting the now dirty nozzle right into the drink… then handed it over with her fingers on the rim of the glass. The atmosphere of the quiz and the efforts put into it was the redeeming quality, but we were booked in for our quiz table at 6pm (told we could arrive early for food), then told we’d actually booked in for our table downstairs and couldn’t go up until later (despite the email say “quiz booking”), so we’d all rushed from work to make it for this quiz booking for no reason.
m. p.
Lovely friendly staff, great selection of cracking beers. Relaxed atmosphere. Deservedly popular. Will definitely visit again when next in town.
S. H.
All good but the beer selection was not as wide as it has been. Lots of beer you can get elsewhere and no real new ones to try.
Great friendly service as always though!
A. C.
A nice place with large selection of drinks. They also have a small food menu which is OK. Burgers in past have been nice, but on most recent visit had the meat combo of jerk chicken and pulled pork. Chicken was a bit on the dry
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There is seating both downstairs and upstairs and can get fairly busy.
A. D.
Excellent atmosphere in the Monkeys.
This is one of my favourite places too relax and unwind after a hard day at work oh also and enjoying the fantastic beer selections they have🍺
R. P.
Great Bar and entertainment venue for live acts spread over 3 floors with something on most nights even if its a Jam session a good variety of real ales and refreshments .
C. J.
Great place for quality beers and pub food. Make sure to visit the -other monkey next door for even better brewed beers
L. M.
The food is good, there is a large selection of drinks to choose from, and the staff are friendly. Couldn’t recommend more.
M. G.
As always, fantastic service, great food and a large selection of beers.
S. B.
Really enjoy a visit here, there really is something for everyone. Decent range of beers from around the country (cask & keg), American style dining, live music and a gin bar in the basement - what more could you ask for? Can get busy on evenings and weekends but always worth a stop if you’re in the area.
L. E.
If you like the good beer this place is a MUST!
S. C.
Very nice venue with lots of atmosphere. Recently expanded so there's more space to drink and sit downstairs.
Only con is there's no music on the ground floor/main bar area which would be sm improvement.
Venue on the too floor for gigs is great depending on what's on.
C.
Great food, dog friendly so our pooch was allowed to sit with us 🐕 the staff were very helpful and took interest in making sure everything was exactly as we ordered. The slow cooked beef brisket and beef cheeks were amazing they melted in the mouth, the seasoned fries were so delicious. 👍😁 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
J. H. (.
In town for a 3 day class and went out on a whim and found a gem. The food was good. It said texas style but it wasn't. Still tasty. Great crowd of all ages. Small bar on ground level. Restaurant on first level, and live music on top floor. I would recommend coming here for a night out.. drinks were also decently priced.
C. J.
Didn’t try the beers, but stopped for lunch and the food was fantastic. If I lived closer, would become a firm favourite of mine.
If the owners read this, please consider a small kids menu.
R. W.
We had to ask a few questions and one of the duty managers (Simon I think it was) was tremendously helpful. Apart from that. They a terrific range of beers. Would recommend.
A. B.
Always a good watering hole and the food ain't too bad either. Fantastic selection of ales and beers. Friendly staff too. Will def reattend.
S. S.
We had a leaving do here with over 50 people attending! The staff were friendly and really looked after us! Great choice of food and drink.
L. A.
Great food, nice relaxed vibe at lunchtime, definitely visit again
R. S.
Loved the place.. tasty drinks, polite staff. Looks of options of drinks.
R. Z.
Great pub. Nicely designed interior with slight American vibe. Our meal was pretty spectacular: chicken burger delivered on quality and flavour (although was bit on the salty side), Cajun fries and slaw. Sampler of 4 1/3 pints for £6 is a nice touch. Two meats with sides would easily serve 2.
All served with no plastic, including sauces in jars and bottles. Well done. ♻️
F. H.
Great place, good food beer etc and one of the best music venues, played there last night with my band The Wicked Ravens
E. B.
Visited the pub a few times while we were in Colchester good beer and food not too expensive. Staff very friendly
A. M.
A lovely place to sit & relax after a hard day's shopping. A good selection off beers & comfortable arm chairs.
R. B.
Good selection of beers and the food is tastes great
J. S.
This place has *all the beer* - real, craft and lager. It also has *all the meat* with fabulous smoked meat platters - pork/beef ribs, pulled pork, lamb, chorizo sausages, wings... a laid back, comfy vibe with friendly service and a mixed age group crowd. Go find at the bottom of the High Street, and *win*.
T. C.
Probably the best "drinking" pub in the town center, also with good quality nice food to boot.
P. R.
Nice atmosphere. Friendly polite staff. Average price Good place for a meet up.
D. H.
A nice selection of craft beer on draft. Modern shabby chic bar with good selection of food. Good and friendly bar staff. The corner location and big windows make it very bright. Plenty of plugs around with USB ports for charging.
J. G.
I can't comment on the pub, but the taproom is excellent, with a great selection of beers to try
T. R.
Great food great staff very friendly
J. C.
Beautiful food, lovely menu, nice and cool with fans, the best cocktails! Best place to eat in Assos
L. W.
One of our favourite pubs in Colchester, especially now they have extended it. Love the brand art work in the other side 'Other Monkey Brewing'.
D. T.
Very good atmosphere, great selection of drinks and comfy seating.
P. W.
With all the work finished, this is the place to be. Lovely ale and food you can't beat it.
J. D.
Popped in for lunch today Lovely ambience and pleasantly busy Only just got a table in time! Ordered TWM pale ale and burgers Food coming out looked great, building our anticipation and we were not dissappointed. This was not your ordinary burger.and was deliciously different from the norm, perfectly cooked and washed down with their own beer.Very enjoyable experience.
M. R.
Just amazing. Some of the tastiest chicken I have ever tried. An absolute delight to go to, seating comfy and spacious. Beer delicious. Staff cannot do enough for you! Probably the best pub in Colchester!
T. S.
Very disappointing. We were asked to leave a deposit and pre order our food. The starters arrived and we had no service at the table after over an hour I had to ask where our mains were after another 30 minutes the food came which wasn’t hot. We advised the staff of this and to their credit they made a very generous recompense to the bill. Having eaten there before it was unusual to have a bad service, however their customer service was exceptional and they clearly care about their reputation. On the basis of the after service we will try them again. Thank you TWM for being so reasonable about the issues.
m. L.
Great selection of beer and good food to boot! Beers are constantly changing and they will often have a tap takeover where they will mostly sell a variety of beer from a single brewery. Dogs are welcome which can make for an interesting evening
A. C.
.Always Great beer my only gripe is the gents toilet which really let's the place down. Looks awful, looks unhygienic and you know the saying, if the toilets are bad then don't eat there because the kitchen could also be as bad.Never eaten there.
D. U.
A place geared towards good food with a large selection of beers, ales, largers and everything in between. The service is professional and friendly and the atmosphere friendly.
D. R.
Great craft beers on tap. Brilliant atmosphere in a three storey pub with a live music venue at the top. Friendly down to earth staff and management that appreciate open mic nights. Well worth a visit. Oh and, in the day they serve a fantastic menu. Not the cheapest but you get what you pay for.
R. C.
We started our night here working through the beer flights (4 1/3 pint beers to sample). Good atmosphere, friendly staff, good food. Even managed to get a table (good timing)
A. L.
Food was nice but unfortunately there wasn't a wow factor which was dissapointing.
G. S.
Great pub/eatery in the centre of town. Not the cheapest but a cracking place to be with a host of decent beer and food.
P. W.
Always a great beer selection, food is always on point and the staff are friendly, knowledgeable and helpful. Definitely the best place to drink and get good bbq food in Colchester
L. B.
Mildly slow service for food, but early Saturday afternoon.
Just a shame the food did not agree with me and my friends.
E. J.
It was great. In addition to the selection of beers available they've now got their own micro brewery on site.
C. H. (.
Can get crowded but it is a really good atmosphere. Good food and a huge selection of drafts.
I would recommend hitting up the gin bar downstairs for a different experience. If you are looking for a good lunch hit this place up, want a drink?
D. G.
A pint of ale and a G&T. Great staff, quality food, live music and fantadtic atmosphere. One of my favourite places on the planet. Annndd still great.
R. A.
Shared a shandy with my son...really different,but in a nice way, from your usual pub.
K. D.
First time dined here for dinner. Little disorganised this particular evening hence why dropped one star as food took long time and we were actually told restaurant was closed even though we booked. When we went up stairs it was open! That said, it has a good vibe, plenty of atmosphere and if your a meat eater definitely the place for you. Food was tasty, well presented.
M. N.
First time visitor, my sons took me here for a drink for Mother's Day. Lovely place, nice atmosphere and very nicely decorated.
A. L.
Best gaff in Colchester town for variety of ales. It's massive and has great bands on at the weekends.
M. S. (.
Great staff food and good selection of beers
V. H.
Great pub and some fantastic live band play here.
R. M.
Great restaurant, with fantastic food, and a wonderful selection of cider and beer! We stumbled upon it one day while we were back in the area visiting family, and I was so happy to see such a wonderful restaurant in town! We will definitely go back here if we are in town again!
O. L.
Great all rounder! Good staff and fair price on drinks. Just a little too crowded for me
B. D.
Great relaxing place where to get a pint after a nice walk at the castle and Park
M. B.
Always a nice friendly atmosphere. Lots of choice of beer and a while gin bar too. The food is very nice and they put on some really good music on the top floor.
A. W.
Great craft beers, other monkey next door has a great selection and atmosphere
M. S.
Great food and great selection of spirits and local beer/ales.
D. L.
Good pub with great food. Great choice of ale and guest ales.
R. P.
Was in with a friend for the food and few drinks. Our first time dining - great experience! Lush cocktails (had brambles) & super tasty food. Had wings, bao buns, squid, ribs and etc.. all incredibly tasty! What a find!
R. M.
Spent time in their Gin bar lots of choice knowledgeable staff thoroughly enjoyed
I. Y.
Sixteen beers on tap, plus up to six beers served from pumps. Beer is well kept, but sold a little above average prices for Colchester. The pub is very popular and has a clientele which is younger and more affluent than is true of many Colchester pubs. It is a fine addition to Colchester's good pubs.
S. J.
We took a stop over at Colchester while returning from Suffolk. And were looking for pet-friendly pubs for lunch. We went to Three Wise Monkeys and had a fantastic time. The food was yumm (great options for vegetarians & vegans), staff was friendly and it is an indoor pet friendly place. Would love to go back.
J. Q.
Nice pub with a good selection of drinks and decent atmosphere.
O. S.
Very nice selection of meaty food. Didn't go for the bar - but was a busy place with multiple floors. Looked clean and well organised - but would definitely say the smoked meats selection is the best bit about it.
A. J.
Love this place - lovely food, great atmosphere, brilliant place.
M. M.
Awesome venue, great sound, good beer.
L. E. K.
Nicest modern pub in Colchester town. Great selection of ales and s great venue for theme nights and comedy shows. People are very laid back young professionals and postgraduate students.
T. G.
Really good food, hidden gem is the gin bar downstairs
C. R.
Great atmosphere. Deffo recommended. Comfortable & friendly bar/restaurant.
K. W.
Really reasonably priced. Plenty of space. Tonnes of beer choice and good central location. Rare find that I have yet to experience negativity at. Surprised it's not busier
S. L.
Lovely staff and great selection of craft beer
G. C.
Amazing place! Great choice of beers, lots of gins and some of the best BBQ I've ever eaten
L. W.
Amazing food. Lovely staff. Great service.
S. K.
The best selection of beers, great ambience.
t. b.
Comfortable seating, nice options of having different sizes in draught beers. I really liked the sharpness of the Mimosa beer
L. H.
fun quiz night.. great theming.. delicious food.. lively atmosphere for a Monday night.. would return for another go next time! 🍻🧠
K. B.
Amazing BBQ, but the portions are huge so come hungry. A little slow on the service, but the staff are all very nice!
j. d.
Really enjoyed our visit, good beers
P. J.
Pre-booked a table, were seated quickly, which was good as we were time limited. Food was good, drinks nice but staff could show a bit more warmth and personality with their customer service.
Toilets were disappointing as they clearly weren't being cleaned as frequently as they should be.
N.
Great selection of beers, ever changing. Easily one of the best bars in Colchester. Can be pricey but you pay for what you get. Atmosphere is always nice.
R. L.
sour beer tasting was ok. feedback to make things better. make sure on ticket you put its one time opening and then food starts at different time, on advert show food was samplers, also if you know the next dish was to be served with a spoon take the knife and fork away. also may consider if the food at times was suitable quality
D. B.
Food was creative and enjoyable. Large selection of craft beers. Relaxing atmosphere.
E. K.
Love the inside so inviting and cosy, toilets lovely and clean, staff were very helpful, had a lovely cappuccino, will go back.
T. E.
A good place for a few drinks and to experiment with something different - I tried the Mongozo Coconut wit bier. Refreshing and definitely something for the summer. We ordered using the app which worked well. The downside was having to chase 10 days later for the refund of the £10 table deposit.
m. g.
Nice place to chill out in town. Staff still have trouble with serving a good Guinness. Let it settle .Worth the wait for a perfect pint.
D. K.
A hip pub with a good selection of beers, snacks and food. They clearly aim to attract millennials. The food was well flavoured, though the burger was overcooked.
R. F.
A cool place with nice people and tasty beer.
g. m.
Probably the best organised post COVID-19 venue I have been to, great selection of drinks and excellent table service
S. M.
Best burger I've ever had, gin cellar is delicious
D. D.
A pub with helpful staff and good beer I the centre of Colchester.
P. T.
Nice place with good range of non-alcoholic beer. They probably don't want reviews to comment on non-alcoholic beer, but I was driving.
K. R.
Nice smoked meats. Spent some time in Virginia in the summer and had some amazing BBQ. Needed to find that taste again locally, and TWM is pretty close.
M. A.
Our second visit to this venue to see a live band, this time a Duran Duran tribute...
Once the sound had been sorted ( about 5 songs in) they were very enjoyable... could really have done with a 5th member & a it more effort with some more stage wear & get rid of the 2 beards but otherwise an enjoyable night with most hits played well & a few other peoples 80s dance classics thrown in...Let's Dance & Le Chic to name two...
Were they worth the £17.50 door price I think probably about £12 would have been right.. 😉
P. D.
Excellent food and service. Ensured we were aware of current government guidelines when we sat down for our meal. Looking forward to going back. Especially when you can just have a drink, there's a lot of taps in there. Also a great supporter of the community in these hard times.
D. G.
Great selection of drinks. Great staff. Absolutely amazing.
K. M.
Lot of craft beers alongside some bigger breweries that would like to be called craft and some even bigger ones that don't have that goal - so I guess you could say something for everyone. Great service. Point off for mediocre chicken wings.
P. J.
Great selection of beers and gins. Food was really good too.
D. B.
Great service, good food too.
P.
Always good Bier and excellent food!
J.
A girl loves a cocktail or three & this is a very nice place to enjoy them!
The food is also extremely good & I do highly recommend you try this place. They have a menu that has starters, mains etc & you are not burdened with lots of choices either. They also do have specials on like their 2 meats special recently, which I had myself & omg it was delicious.
Three Wise Monkeys have a wide range of drinks, varying from soft drinks to wines, from beers to spirits.
You are spoilt for choice here.
Also DO try out their gin bar, oh wowsers a girl could loose herself in their range of gins!!
It's a fantastic night out in Three Wise Monkeys, hope to see you there maybe.
Having fun as always Justine xXx StyleOutYourHome
P. T.
Great pub, staff and atmosphere.
J. E.
Busy but pleasant bar with a good selection of craft beers. Very busy on weekends. Good menu as well
L. B.
Went to the Mark Morriss gig which was superb! Dinner and drinks before was good but waiting time was very long! The waitress was very good and polite under difficult conditions (very busy)
V. B.
Impromptu lunch stop - lovely food & beer.
T. J.
Great pub with a fantastic atmosphere. So many beers to choose from.
J. J.
Great bar serving delicious food. Staff are all friendly and helpful. Love this place.
G. A.
Great atmosphere, Great food and great choice of drinks
R. F.
Fantastic. Great beer great atmosphere
D. D.
Really cool, quirky place and good aircon on a hot day. Really friendly staff and a great beer selection. Food was outstanding best slow cooked beef brisket I've ever had, missus had the vegan burger which she really enjoyed. Menu has something for everyone, very fairly priced too. Few different floors with different bars and a smoking area to the side. Highly recommend checking it out.
A. C.
Really nice bar in town centre. Ever changing range of beers, and nice food.
S. G.
Great selection of drinks, enough seating for everyone and always a good crowd.
M. S.
This is our favourite place in Colchester.
Amazing BBQ food, an incredible beer selection, and superb service from the staff.
You need to try their Lemon & Pepper Chicken Wings - absolutely out of this world!
It's gonna be a while til we're back in town, but I know that when we do return this is gonna be one of the first places we go to.
W. H.
Student's pub. Loads of space, decent and not overly loud music, and decent booze selection. They have surprisingly big selection of beers, but neither is really exciting if you're craft fan. Good place to meet with friends and chat. I will definitely visit it again - at least for g&t.
K. M.
The food was really good. Wonderful ambience.
Good place for a group of friends.
However a little pricey.
C. G.
Love this place! Food's always amazing....
Highly recommend the Beef Chilli Loaded Fries! Has seating upstairs as well as plenty downstairs. Great selection of beers, lagers and spirits, as well as soft and hot drinks. Staff always lovely. This is definitely our favourite place to chill after shopping.
D. D.
Popped in for a couple of pints when passing. Staff were friendly and pub was busy. Social distancing was managed well due to table service and unfortunately customers were being turned away due to full capacity. Beer was clean and crisp. Would definitely visit again if in the area.
A. J.
Great beer, good food and a very pleasant atmosphere. I stumbled upon this place on the way to my hotel for the night from the train station only to find out that the locals rate it very highly too.
Good range of craft beers and an enjoyable menu with hearty servings.
D. D.
Dog friendly main bar, reliably tasty comfort food
A. D.
I attended a little group party here with some friends from work.
Excellent beer. Excellent music. The ultimate experience - I only wish it had lasted longer
M. E.
The best pub in town that has the best variety of ales and superb coffee, add on sociable / interesting members of staff.
C. G.
Great drink choice but the food wasn't great. I ordered the cheese toastie but it came on white kingsmill bread and not sour dough bread. I had to order a side to go with the covid rules and it was a salad out of the bag in a bowl. I know you've been closed but i would consider improving your menu.
D. S.
Nice tap room style pub with an extremely wide range of beer on offer. Friendly staff and service was good. I visited during the day when it wasn't overly busy so can't comment on what it's like on a Friday or Saturday night.
d. t.
Love it here. Just had a lovely little lunch as we have many times before. I always get the vegan hotdog, which is really tasty and great value. Always a lovely atmosphere and the staff are really welcoming and friendly. It is dog friendly which is great. Love the decor too. One of the best bars in Colchester.
O.
Nice beers and lovely place ❤️
C. K.
Great selection of beers. Great, super fast table service via the app. Best large pub I've been to in terms of service during COVID restrictions.
R.
Good pub with a great selection of ale and larger plus a few cocktails, we had a margherita which was small but tasty so maybe a bit pricey. Atmosphere was OK but probably not enough decent seating and the chairs are not very comfy.
D. C.
Amazing food. Enough said.
N. B.
A very hipster type place which isn't a bad thing, it just means you have more to chose from and the decor is awesome. The food is very good and not overly expensive. They are also very creative with the menu and they way they present thing. Well worth a try.
L. O.
Good atmosphere, plenty of events on throughout the month and good food!
F. M.
Really cool bar, really chill. The food was really lovely and the staff were super helpful. Can't wait to visit again
S. P.
I do like this pub for the beer selection and atmosphere, the food could be a little better.
D. R.
Only stopped there for an americano the best coffee I've had in a long time, I will go there again and try some lunch and of course coffee
J. S.
Amazing quirky bar, had wings, pretzel with beer cheese dip, and a few drinks good price, staff amazingly friendly especially the guy with curly hair who complemented me on my parkway drive jacket. Will be back very soon.
A. H.
After a 3 hour drive in scorching weather, the leather sofa and best bitter was heavenly.
Such friendly staff, I wish we could tipped a bit more..
5 STARS
J. A. (.
Food was nice when it finally arrived. Six of us eating lunch and all asked for burgers but took almost an hour to get our food. When the chicken burger arrived, the lack of chicken was quite underwhelming... not sure where the other half of the chicken breast went? A friend's nacho cheese had gone hard and therefore difficult to eat a whole block of nachos in one, most likely as it sat waiting for rest of the food to be cooked before it was served. Atmosphere is always pleasant, but the food service let it down considerably.
B. M.
It's good, has a great atmosphere and the beer choice is excellent. I didn't like them serving the ales in glasses with warm bottoms though and also the Yardbird (which I've had elsewhere and is nice) was off, fortunately we asked to taste but would recommend always asking to taste before buying.
a. f.
Absolutely banging place to eat and drink staff are wonderful 👌 locals nice good beer
C. S.
I have attended almost every tasting evening now and it is fantastic! Or host for the evening is great! Very informative on the pairings too which I like. Waiting staff take an active interest in your opinions, discussing them with their own thoughts. And not to mention the food itself, always amazing. You can see a lot of care and effort to into these evenings and I you're they continue to run for some time, you'll see me there
R. A.
A live music venue that does open mics nights. The very talented local people put on a good show the other night. The beer selection is great and the staff are all very friendly. They also serve what looks like great bar food, but I haven't tried it yet, I'll probably try that tonight because I'm definitely going back there again!
K. M.
Love the atmosphere and drinks, but the food is also surprisingly great. The only downside is a less-than-amazing cider offering, but there's LOTS of other draught beers etc. for fans of that.
M. B.
Just had my birthday meal at three wise monkeys with wife and two sons and two dogs - yes dog friendly and let them inside. Mrs and I had ribs and pulled pork. Boys both had the TWM burgers. The others had brownies for dessert and they even found strawberries to go with it for the kids. Not cheap but excellent value. Really pleased. Forgot what dining out was like, and three wise monkeys reminded me service with a mask and a smile. Recommend
K. A.
I met some friends for lunch, and as ever we went to the most relaxing place in town to get good food and a lovely atmosphere. As ever, the service was fast and friendly and the food was delicious. I highly recommend this place. During the day they are relaxed about children and dogs inside and never hurry you along. The food always arrives promptly to allow for those on a lunch break.
P. L. (.
Great food and atmosphere 5/5 would visit again/highly recommended
P. H.
Lovely beers. Lovely food. Lovely atmosphere. 3 floors of local and not so local beer. This place is fast becoming a must visit for anyone after a cheeky pint in Colchester.
Chili cheesy fries are awesome. I enjoy the pulled pork, but the pulled chicken is nice (for chicken) but a bit plain.
If they still have it when you visit, try the Longboard lager. Current favourite.
A. m. M.
One of my favorite bars, large choice of local ales and lagers. Restaurant upstairs and gin bar downstairs.
The atmosphere is always nice and chilled with live music. Just a decent friendly bar which is getting rare in Colchester.
T. J.
Had a night out here, great selection of ales and beers at reasonable prices, the bar staff are down to earth and with a personality!
There is a gin bar downstairs with a vast selection of gin and tonic cocktail thingys, which to my surprised was absolutely amazing! The line for it feels like you’re waiting to get on a rollercoaster at times but well worth the wait!
There’s a separate beer garden/smoking area for all your dirty habit needs... the taps in the WC are awesome. Enough said.
D. P.
Great innovative Pub with own micro brewery plus an extensive range of beers from far and near. Love the concept of being able to buy a half, a pint, or, 2/3 of a pint. Brilliant. Food and service 5* too.
L. H.
Very polite staff, social distancing is well adhered too. We both had squid with red slaw and fries, it was very good and tasty. Good range of cyders and craft beers
G. C.
Dirty chips & a pint. Nice lunch on way to a hospital appointment Not cheap but tasty.. Coffee not the best by a quite a measure
J. A.
The gentleman on the phone was very helpful and friendly and fitted myself and my husband in for a meal on one of their busiest nights. Table service quick - staff friendly. Very good food - tasty and reasonably priced. The place is on 3 floors - Bar ground floor - then restaurant and bar - then music venue on the top floor. My only criticism is the chairs are very hard in the restaurant and music venue. Lovely comfy chairs downstairs in the bar area. Very popular and good atmosphere.
E. V.
Excellent food. Comfortable place. Awesome!
A. S.
Great selection of beers and brilliant staff.
N. N.
Nice place. Very relaxed feeling. Food was good too.
B. K.
Good music venue . Good food and beers
R. B.
My favourite bar in Colchester, The perfect place to have good beer & great anvonce X
g. r.
Good selection of beers in a very lively and popular bar. Head upstairs to the restaurant for some incredible gourmet burgers and smoked foods. Service is good and friendly but be prepared to shout orders at peak times. Probably not the best place for a quiet meal but definitely a place for a good meal.
t. d.
Lovely pub, great atmosphere, regular and unusual ales on tap frequently changed. Live music and a micro brewery.
R. J.
Good selection of drinks. Food is usually good. Some vegan options are moderate. Prices are a little high.
E. M.
HUGE selection of the best craft beers available, very good BBQ (try the St Louis Ribs or Southern Fried chicken wings with buffalo sauce), and there is always a friendly crowd. The staff are friendly and look genuinely happy to be there. There are three floors so it's never hard to find somewhere to sit, and they always have a band or a DJ from Thursday through Sunday. It's simply the best venue in town.
D. H.
One of the best bars in Colchester. A great selection of well kept beers, a cellar gin bar, regular live music and other events. Yes it's kinda hipster, but in a very good and unpretentious way.
T. G.
Great vibe. Lots of plants and interesting lighting. Great range of beers to sample.
S. Y. L.
I personally don't like the food most pubs have to offer but this place do some serious Mac and cheese and pork belly. Their craft beer has wide selection and offers really good value. Nice vibe on the first floor, not too packed most of the time. The only down side is probably the food sometimes lack seasoning.
T. H.
Huge beer selection, great atmosphere and good use of spaces. The basement bar is a fantastic addition and a more relaxed quieter vibe than the rest of 3WM. One of a kind, that I enjoy coming back to time and time again.
P. D.
Amazing range of beers - on tap and bottled - that cater to a range of tastes (or to expand your tatses).
There's even an option for a tasting rack of small beers (or ciders and lagers) at a reasonable price.
And if beers aren't your thing - the American smoked style menu is awesome. The flavours and meats are fantastic, the menu (recently expanded) gives a range of tasty options - but do bear in mind it's fairly meat heavy though.
The staff are friendly and the general feel of the bar is one that's laid back and easy. Friends, families and board games being played is the order of any one day.
The Three Wise Monkeys is easily my favourite eating and drinking establishment in Colchester.
D. E.
Great beer selection and well kept beers. Extremely friendly staff and very dog friendly. Only reason I didn't give 5 stars is food not as great as all else - great sounding menu, but chicken wings came smothered in very sticky, sweet, sickly Chinese-style sauces, so nothing like buffalo wings. For a pint, though, you couldn't fault it.
S. S.
Great selection of beers as well as gins - they make a great expresso martini too! The food is good and I love the decor - it is quirky and interesting - all in all well worth a visit.
L. O.
Love this place for its variety of beers and even gins in the gin bar! 4 levels, very popular, live bands, quizzes, bar on each level and GREAT FOOD. Now they are building their own brewery right next door! 💪💪💪
P. W.
Nice atmosphere but table was too high for eating and food wasn't the best I've had. Would have been OK but I was on a dare and trying to impress
D. J. V.
This is such a cool Bar. Very stylish and the staff are young and friendly. Food was brilliant and drinks served correctly. There are multiple floors each have its own feel and unique places to sit. Can't recommend enough. Try the deep fried Oreos.
L. W.
I’ve never eaten here but been for drinks several times. I love the little gin bar, its cosy with a great atmosphere and is my favourite place to go for drinks.
M. D.
Decent place for drinks and allows dogs downstairs. Food isn't the greatest standard and a bit pricey for what you actually get. In future would probably eat elsewhere and then go here for drinks after!
S. K.
Lovely ambience, good variety of drinks 👍🍾
A. D.
Great, fun little spot. Very good drinks selection. Staff is helpful and friendly. Very clean.
P. S.
Stumbled upon the Three Wise Monkeys, after nearly walking past thinking it was just another trendy bar \ cafe. It does attract the trendy crowd, but shoppers and beer drinkers alike. Good selection of beers for all. For me, a German Munchner Hell and Wolfpack Lager (created by two ex-Saracens rugby players). Nice one.
T. P.
Very welcoming, great food and full menu on offer still with the covid. Lovely drink selection too! Would go again definitely great friday and Saturday night place.
J. B.
Good food. There is an Oktoberfest going on at the moment so some excellent beers in stock.
R. N.
My go to pub meal in Colchester. And there are plenty of amazing pubs in and around the surrounding villages as we all know. What this place does best is service. They are understaffed - which place isn't these days? - but they still pull it off and with a smile. As a vegan, I was very happy with the menu choices (although some vegan desserts other than sorbet wouldn't go amiss) and the toddlers were happy with their stuff. As somebody else has already mentioned, this place enjoys a diverse group of clientele and a lot of always smiling faces. Try the Blue Moon Belgian Ale for an alcoholic bevvie.
S. D.
Still quite busy for a Monday afternoon, clean and tidy with a good selection available..
L. L.
Sat outside as weather was warm for a change! Courteous staff served us at our table as Covid 19 rules applied. All good but be very glad when things get back to normal. Feel sorry for the staff working under such restrictions.
J. C.
Really nice food. If you've never experienced a Brazilian Steakhouse before it's a buffet along with continuously served hot meats that are served at the table. Meat selection included different steak cuts, gammon, chicken, ribs & sausages.
S. R.
I booked a table for 19 people at short notice. The manager was so helpful on the phone. The service on the night was amazing, food was lovely, everybody enjoyed their meal. We didn't have to wait long for the food. I will be booking there again next time I take my staff out for a meal. Amazing food and brilliant staff
D. W.
Always a good atmosphere and plenty of choice for beer lovers. Live music at the weekends and an assortment of bars.
A. K.
I'm a massive fan of craft beer and BBQ meat of any kind so this place ticks all the boxes for me.
No where else in Colchester comes close. The scotch eggs are SO tasty. Great looking place with loads of places to sit, eat drink. Well done!!!
J. H.
Fantastic barbeque with a great beer selection!
R. I.
The restaurant is upstairs. I really recommend the vegan hot dog. Not a massive fan of the calamari which was really oily and salty. Service was polite and friendly and the food came out fast. Nice ambience.
R. B.
Enjoyed the venue, they have great music and great beers on offer. My only issue is that they just get so busy. But I suppose that's a good thing really. Will visit again for an open Mic might
K. S.
Good atmosphere, lots of good beer choices, chicken starter good too
A. B.
Great pub, good service, lots going on and knowledgeable staff
k. m.
Fantastic thanks for grate night lovely beers
S. S.
Excellent pub with multiple floors and a basement gin bar, can get very busy during peak times though especially if there's live music. Great selection of beers and gins, including home-brewed beer.
C. W.
Great choices of spirits and beer.
F. D.
Superb range of craft ale including their own brew. Warm convivial atmosphere and food available when you get the munchies. What more could you wish for? Pure heaven.
A. G.
I would like to express my gratitude for the level of professionalism demonstrated by the members of staff at 3WM Colchester. Since reopening in July, my partner and I have enjoyed visiting during the week. That being said, it is important to note that on account of self-isolating due to lockdown, his disability has made it very difficult for him to move around without the aid of a wheelchair and there have been moments that have been extremely difficult for him when we have been out in public. As his partner and carer, I am particularly sensitive to how he is treated by others.
On one occasion a few weeks ago, during one of our first times out since March, my partner found himself in extreme pain due to his condition. We happened to be at 3WM at the time. The members of staff on duty that day were immediately attentive and rose to meet his need, providing us with ice, and the space necessary to attend to the severity of the situation whilst impressively maintaining all social-distancing measures set out by management. Words cannot express how grateful I was for the staff that day when my partner was struggling and I was helping him.
On another more recent occasion, when visiting with my partner's daughter, she tripped over her shoes and fell, and in the process broke two of her toes. Again, this was another moment when the staff at 3WM went above and beyond expectation in regards to making sure her needs were met. They immediately got her up, sat her in a chair, and made sure her foot was propped up comfortably with ice. Further, a taxi was booked for us and the staff made sure all of our needs had been met prior to leaving the venue that evening.
The reason why I am so impressed by the quality of care and attentiveness expressed towards us by the staff and management at 3WM is two-fold. First, while both of these incidents happened, the staff maintained all regulations set out by management due to Covid-19. Secondly, because the response towards us stands out as exceptional when compared to treatment we have received whilst dining out at another local venue in Colchester that is known for its extensive wine menu and upscale lounge. The fact that my partner's disability has become more challenging for him due to self-isolating makes the treatment he receives by staff at the venues we visit particularly poignant.
In light of this, it has become apparent just how superior the training is for the staff at 3WM. Out of the venues we have visited since the reopening of hospitality in July, the staff at 3WM have proved an absolutely exceptional commitment to making their business and social distancing measures as successful as possible. Further, their ability to treat members of the public with the right level of care and attention during critical moments proves that the quality of their training and running of their business is absolutely top-quality. In short, the level of service we have received at 3WM Colchester since reopening has been world-class. You cannot find better quality of service in Colchester, particularly in comparison to other local venues that may be more pretentious.
I am extremely grateful for the level of compassion and respect that have been demonstrated towards my partner, his daughter and myself during these moments. I cannot stress enough how invaluable the members of staff at 3WM are towards making us feel included, valued and welcomed at your establishment. It is absolutely vital that the staff at 3WM, who have played a significant role in making my partner and I feel welcome, are acknowledged for their hard work towards the success of your business.
R. E. B.
My favourite place to eat and drink in Colchester. All kinds of beers, the best pulled pork I have ever eaten and lovely staff. You'll find guests that are old and young, with dogs or children, eating lunch, dinner or just having an after-work-beer. And you'll never see a sad face at this place.
C. D.
Lovely range of drinks, alcoholic and otherwise. Good food and service. Relaxed setting.
L. S.
DOG FRIENDLY!
Dogs allowed on ground floor. Restaurant is upstairs but they allowed us to order on the ground floor and brought us the food.
Reasonably priced and yummy food. Recommend the brisket!!
Would return
J. S.
Outstanding food and service, would highly recommend to anyone. The meal combo they do is brilliant
J. I.
Warm, comfortable and stylish, Three Wise Monkeys offers three floors and even a small beer garden! The staff are attentive and friendly, good selection of drinks at very reasonable prices. There's even a function room for hire ready for your next party.
Haven't tried the food yet, but looking forward to my next visit to sample the tasty looking menu!
J. F.
Really good selection of craft beers. Lovely food too. Will definitely return
G. G.
Great place to go with friends, whether enjoying a meal or a night out. The selection of drinks is excellent and food is well priced and very good quality. They're taster nights are particularly good.
A. D.
Not usually my cup of tea, but a cool pub that has a mind boggling selection of traditional and craft beers and ciders. Food is offered and looks comprehensive, but I concentrated on the alcohol element so cannot comment 😉. There are three floors - general bar, food and a more 'party atmosphere' floor. However, it would appear that food and drinks can be had anywhere so good times!! Strongly recommended, if only to have your ghast flabbered by the sheer volume of choice at such good value!!!! Cheers 😁
A. G.
Awesome place with great food and really friendly staff, plus they allow dogs on the ground floor. Some of the ciders and ale are really unusual too and they always have various themes or bands planned for entertainment value.
C. B.
Great intimate setting for gigs on the top floor but I wish there was a lift and I bet the bands do too.
M. K.
We've been here a few times, sometimes in the afternoon sometimes in the thick it on a sat nite.
We've always had a good meal here. yes service can be a bit of an issue when they are busy but heyho it's sat nite!!!
Good selection of ever changing beers.
Only comment. no dry martini lol.
Get a loyalty cards it's worth 10% of your bill.
Will be back again as a nice place to visit consistant food and friendly staff.
S. E.
My favourite bar in Colchester, great food and lovely atmosphere. The pulled pork is so good! Also recommend going to the open mic nights
V. C.
A fantastic happy vibrant pace to enjoy during the day or night. Great beer and a perfect live music venue to enjoy. And the staff are all friendly and helpful and the door team at the weekend just enhance the atmosphere
H. B.
Me and my friend booked a table last night our first pub experience during the corna , and I want to say how calm & relaxed it was, great table service was very quick the staff are very friendly . Had a lovely evening x
J. C.
Lovely bar and a great place to meet friends. I have also eaten a burger and a few sides before all of which have been lovely. The only downside is the bar service can be fairly slow but the decor and range of drinks makes up for this.
H.
Always a great atmosphere! Good selection of beers. The Gin Bar in the basement has a huge selection as well. So many flavours.
D. T.
Lovely pub. Busy but not too loud and relatively quick service.
D. A.
Up to 20 craft beers to choose from. You can pick a tasting board of 4 1/3rd pints to get a wide variety in. Food is usually very good with generous portions. A good selection of spirits to taste.
Live music and DJ events on some nights.
T. C.
Great place for stopping in or staying for a few in Colchester. The beers brewed on premise are great, but if not too your taste there are plenty of other local and brews from afar to try.
D. C.
Great,......we hadn't booked a table, and only wanted 1 drink,....there was 20 minutes until the next booking,....so we were served and shown to a table,....Great service, thank you.
J. F.
Good range of beers, relaxed atmosphere. Fair prices too. Big mix of age groups rather than specialist to just one type of customer.
J. A.
A great spot in the centre of Colchester, a short walk from the castle. The pub is split over four floors offering food all day and an amazing selection of beers, ciders and gins. Good DJ's on weekends, good crowd and great staff.
S. M.
Friendly, staff great front of house. Great food, enjoyable experience.
K. N.
Nice vibe. Cool menu. Good variety of drinks. Friendly service.
S. L.
Big fan of this pub. Beer selection is vast and the atmosphere is always great. Live music on occasion makes it one of the best places to go in Colchester!
M. G.
Great bar, very relaxed, good selection of beers and nice BBQ
J. C.
Always feel comfortable here. Staff are nice and they have a decent range of wine.
S. B.
I like the beer selection. However I find the food to be quite bland. It really annoys me when staff stand around and talk to each other in the restraunt. Especially when we wanted to get the bill at the end of our meal.
D. J.
The three wise monkeys is a nice place to drink and eat. It has two floors and a gin bar. A wide selection of beers and ciders and a good selection of food come over and see for yourself the atmosphere is great.....
M. K.
Great venue with great service!!
W. R.
Food is amazing, the staff are really helpful. Beers and ale selection is amazing and the new gin bar down stairs is a just visit.
J. B.
Great selection of local beers, very tasty barbecue style food too. Also been here for many gigs, a good fun and relaxed venue!
C. S.
If you're a hipster and love craft ale's and love good barbecue you shouldn't miss this place anyway im not a hipster and I don't drink but still loved it great food friendly staff job done
S. S.
Just had a takeaway as a fathers day treat, still the best pub in Colchester. Excellent food, service, and first decent beer since lock down.
A. E. W.
A few years ago, I feared that Colchester was spiralling into a night life of dismal pubs and bars with little to chose from. At last, the Three Wise Monkeys opened, a saving grace for the people of Colchester. This is a tastefully decorated pub with a rustic theme, steering away from the monotonous look a lot of bars/pubs have. There's a fantastic drinks menu ranging from spirits to real ales on tap, not to mention a basement with a dedicated gin bar. They provide entertainment for all with comedy clubs and live music. Not only is this a great place to enjoy some entertainment and have a drink, they serve amazing food too! Compared to Skyrooms (which was a bit of a dive) Three Wise Monkeys is absolutely awesome.
S. T.
Excellent place, buzzing with people, not too many. Gin bar downstairs was very good, great menu choice, spacious with excellent service
J. R.
Decent food, top selection of beer, staff seemed incapable of understanding the concept of waitressing. Pulled pork was tasty, nice and moist. The ribs were overdone and came away from the bone a touch too easily; the meat should hold it's shape. London prices in Colchester.
J.
We visited the Gin bar in the basement, they have a comprehensive selection and bar starff very willing to help with what might compliment in terms of mixers. It's a shame its quite small as we had to hover for a table for a long while.
B. N.
Great service. Got smashed
C. S.
The best place for a meal and a drink excellent food and beverages and fun staff to be around
J. P.
Great selection of craft beers on tap .
Plenty of bottles and cans in fridge.
Didn't eat here . Food served to other customers looked generous portions.
C. W.
Such a good bank holiday tuesday... live singing. Good crowd as always. Love love love three wise
C. F.
Amazing bar, visited all three floors and all so different. Best drinks selection I've ever come across. Can tell the staff love their jobs!
P. P.
I have to say I really like this place. I don't get to go very often, but when I do the staff are accommodating and knowledgeable lots of people eating so the food must be good although I haven't tried it yet. Varied clientele but no agro, children welcome during the day. All round a nice place, prices in line with high street and a good selection.
B. L.
Great beer. My pulled pork sandwich was good, my wife's smoked salmon sandwich was far too salty. We should have sent it back.
C. Z.
There was nothing wise about this place, the pricing was to high for what it was. The place lacked atmosphere and was extremely load, full of young people shouting at one another. The food was OK but nothing special.
S. v. A.
The gin bar below was superb 👌 10/10
P. A.
There is a good choice of beer. Service is good and seems quick. Food looked good but I didn't eat there. Nice place to sit with a beer and while away an hour!
D. M.
Great pub, great BBQ pub food, superb selection of beers, nice little tucked away Gin Bar downstairs, decent music venue as well. I can't think of a single downside to this bar.
C. E.
Good atmosphere, friendly bar staff.
T. H.
Lovely atmosphere. Friendly and helpful staff. We had chicken burger, fries, coleslaw and onion rings and it all tasted amazing! Highly recommended *****
R. J.
Great, very trendy pub. It is always busy because of this, but usually adds to the atmosphere. A little pricey, but with a really great beer selection
L. T.
Nice friendly place but found the drinks menu limited for me
S. H.
Great meeting place for socialising, good food and drink choice. Music and entertainment. Great ambience and good service. Only negative is that the premium cocktails can taste different when made by different members of staff.
J. D.
Great place to have something to eat, great service too. I can't wait until the music is back. XxX
P. W.
An incredible selection of great beers, with a choice to suit anyone! A bustling and friendly atmosphere that let's you relax, no matter the time of day or how busy it is.
A. F.
Great beer selection and food is top as well. Great gin bar speakeasy setup too. Deffo worth a visit.
R. S.
Good selection of beers from a huge range of taps. Gin bar downstairs looked good, certainly from the looks on some of the faces emerging from its boozy cuddles.
0.
Beer selection is great, and the food is of a high quality, but maybe not the place for a busy day. Over an hour wait for food of a varied heat, but still worth a second chance due to the inticing menu...
S. D.
Great pub with a downstairs gin bar. Gin bar had a fantastic selection.
K. A.
Wonderful of wonder create piece in scrap yard. Perfect or chill and meet friends or pinterest fan of reuse stuff. Got all pub in each floor which is good. There just two thing bit annonying that smoking outside bit tight and second downstairs was small but funny way to be like Canada to say sorry, pardon, excuse me, sorry. Walk way up and down was funny and nice.
J. G.
Nice range of beers in a very airy and roomy venue. Service was a little wishy-washy and vaping is restricted to the ground floor, otherwise a good town pub.
E. O. W.
Great atmosphere with lots of beer to have with ciders all so they have a gin den in the basement for your gin heads .
They Will have bands play down stairs or in the venue on the top floor.
A. W.
Had a lovely meal here. I had the salmon and my husband had a burger both were excellent 😋
C. M.
Great pub serving smokehouse food. Lovely range of beers.
Y. S.
Great hipster place, perfect if you miss London's Shoredich or BrewDog tastings. In addition, it is a nice family place with high chairs for kids and macaroni and cheese from the menu
F. (.
We ordered beef ribs and a Cesar salad.
The first surprise came when the server asked us if we'd like to add chicken to the salad for £3. Of course, we agreed as there's no Cesar salad without chicken. The second surprise was when the "salad" arrived: 2 lettuce leaves, a few other tiny bits of greens, 4 quite large slices of very dry stone cold chicken with a a tiny bit of mayo. Additionally, the coriander they used overpowered every other flavour. Frankly, when I order a salad, I expect a salad...
The beef ribs were excellent, although I expected more for £18.
It has to be said that the staff asked for feedback and knocked 25% off the price of the salad when we explained why were not happy.
All in all, if you're looking for a place to drink and eat meat, it seems to be a good place to go, but not if you want to have a proper meal.
M. S.
Solid hipster sorta vibe with friendly staff and great booze. Always make a point of popping in when I'm in Collywood.
G. G.
Love this pub for a local afternoon out. I only live about 500 yards from here and they tolerate my drunken antics! 🤣🤣
s. d.
Brilliant place for night out with friends. Great beer and lovely staff
J. K.
Fantastic beer but the food is always disappointing. It's trying to be this American style smokehouse but falls well short on quality.
N. M.
Great little craft beer/ale place!
C. P.
Amazing music and atmosphere, the bar's are beautifully designed and spread out to ease waiting times for drinks, only downfall is that it's a little pricey compared to other places.
j. h.
Good selection of beer and their own which I had and was really nice. Good food also
J. H.
Table service due to COVID-19 was patchy, so had a long wait for 2nd drinks. But the cocktails were good (Bramble).
D. C.
Solid selection of beers. Core range leaves a little to be desired. Very trendy venue with great food
D. R.
Lovely, trendy venue. Great selection of drinks and outstanding food. The staff are all very pleasant and helpful.
N. S.
Good atmosphere, nice place. Had the ribs special, and while the sauce was delicious, the meat was a little tough and generally hard work. Shame, I feel like I might have chosen poorly.
A. S.
Great choice of drinks from beer to ale and many spirts at a fair price. Amazing live music on the top floor (Electric ocean) friendly staff
J. B.
Really like the atmosphere and decor, food is good and fairly priced. Good selection of beers, even if some of those are a little pricy.
G. G.
Great place for drinks and food. So much choice! I'm excited to try their takeaways
C. N.
The two meats and a side deal was well worth it. The BBQ ribs weren't that far from Memphis or St Louis. Good selection of beers as well.
A.
Nice ambience and excellent and extensive choice of beers
G. R.
Very nice, busy and couldn't get a seat, but it would be more worrying if all the seats were empty. Good selection of beers.
M. W.
Had a great night and sampled a wide range of beer
C. G.
Only drank here, not eaten but the atmosphere and choices are above average. Recommend the gin bar even if you aren't a gin lover like myself, some very tasty cocktails.
D. B.
Great selection of beers and friendly staff.
T. B.
The Three Wise Monkeys in Colchester is a modern styled pub, the ground floor is the tap house. When I visited there where 22 boards with beers from around the world. My choice was House Party, an American style Pale Ale, from the Norwegian brewery Lervig, pretty tasty too.
One of my pet hates, (for a myriad of reasons) is the throwing of empties into the bottle bin, TWM are experts at this, I mean, really expert.
Having said that, I do keep returning as it is one of the best pubs In Colchester.
J. S.
The food is very average, I have eaten here 3 times now and have never been blown away... It's just ok. Oh and deep fried pickles served with sweet chilli sauce 🤷🏼♂️ was that a mistake?
D. M.
One of the better bar/pub hybrids in the town. It's nice to have now 4 floors offering a different ambience. Prices are average.
H. T.
Good selection of beers and spirits, I particularly enjoy trying their different rums. Good atmosphere, and often have local bands playing.
B. M.
Amazing beer selection. Little steep in prices compared to other places but the beer is better than other pubs nearby.
K. K.
Food was fantastic! Nice to see Kernel being served on tap out of London.
s.
Great food, brilliant drinks selection, excellent staff 👍🏻
D. B.
Great selection of beers (more than 30) across 3 bars and delicious food served until 10pm. It's recommended to book a table.
S. M.
Good food, wide range of beer's = Great Pup.
S. E.
Super trendy little place. Good ales and gets quite busy. Bar staff were friendly serving a nice Drink. It's on the high street.
p. g.
Favourite bar & restaurant in Colchester, great food, fine ales, great cocktails and wines. Friendly bar staff, attentive, highly recommend the squid.
M. B.
Great food amazing beer and superb service. Great experience from start to finish!
D. N.
Excellent, large, craft beer pub with many beers, ales and others on handpump and keg. Shabby chic interior. Second large bar upstairs. Very good.
a. t.
Asked to leave our table to allow diners to sit. The table wasn't reserved and we were advised to sit there in the first place. We were a group of 4 and would have bought several more drinks. One of our group is severely disabled.
R. C. T.
I love this pub, it's rustic, great choice of beers on tap, awesome little gin bar, great food, lovely staff
T. K.
Great indie atmosphere, some really nice ale and good food. Great place to meet up and catch up with old or new friends!
A. W.
Best pub in the high street. Not the best bar in Colchester though. Has a varied selection of beers and ales, the staff are friendly and the food is pretty good although a little overpriced
D. W.
Busy Pub with lots of tables and quite lively for early Friday evening. Snacks available to compliment Drinks . Nice Friendly atmosphere!
V. H.
Great food and atmosphere
d. p.
Love it here, the vegan options are good but could be better. However, loads of stuff on and service is fantastic!!
M. A.
Excellent service and friendly staff
S. S.
Good restaurant food was nice. Authentic smoked American BBQ style which is rare to find in Essex best beer selecting n for Oktoberfest
H. B.
Have had a local beer. Very interesting! But fresh and good. Staff was very friendly. A very nice place.
D. M.
Big place, some nice touches but fully booked , so despite me being on my own they couldn't fit me in. :-(
E. H.
Nice place but very expensive £5.20 a pint is a little bit over the top . Buy the staff are very friendly 😜
D. M. (. F.
The overall atmosphere of the establishment is very laid back. They have a wide variety of ales to try, the food is good and served swiftly without a compromise on flavour.
G. S.
Great place for something to eat at the bottom of the high street in Colchester. Great array of drinks from around the world.
Ribs and Pulled pork for about £12 is my choice ;)
H.
Great staff, drinks and food
M. M.
Nice place with a good selection of drinks. Staff seem to know about the beers and will recommend if you ask about them.
M. R.
I've been here a few times now and the staff are always friendly and helpful and there's a great range of beers and cider to be had whilst relaxing back on one of the button back sofa's.
M. R.
Love the food, great lots craft beers on offer.
Really like the fact they have a diverse work force with peircings and tattoos!!
C. C.
Great selection of beers
J. M.
Local beer, good food and friendly staff. Nice place. Really relaxing bite and beer. 👍🏻
D. T.
One of the better bars Colchester has to offer. Food never disappoints either!
j. g.
Good beer selection, lots of events on all throughout the year.
j. b.
Good place nice beer
J. D.
Lovely atmosphere, sometimes a bit crowded, good selection of ales and spirits though, thoroughly recommend 👍
N. R.
Food is mostly fried, but a great selection of craft beers
U. D.
Friendly bar staff on the restaurant floor, tasty food and nice atmosphere
j. b.
Nice variouty of beers, but very difficult to find a seat for food, we went on a Saturday afternoon and it was fully booked for the rest of the day.
S. S.
Went here for drinks for my daughter's birthday. Great lively atmosphere, fantastic drinks selection. Had a good evening
I. C.
Best bar in Colchester !! Great beers including the best gluten free ale I have ever tasted! Nice casual atmosphere.
S. C.
Great range of beers. Good atmosphere. Friendly staff. Does get busy on the weekend though.
F. N.
Brilliant pub but gets packed. Foods nice just a cut above pub food, plenty of beers and ales to choose from all at a pocket friendly price.
M. S.
Really loved the venue, restaurant and service. We'll worth a visit.
m.
I like this pub as it has some very good beers. The staff seem to be nice and there is an interesting mix of customers.
J. S.
If you like craft beers then you have to come here. Great selection, good prices, nice atmosphere and best of all, the staff are really friendly and knowledgeable too.
d. h.
Very pricey compared to local pubs but a very popular and nice venue with a superb range of beers. Busy and noisy at the usual times.
J. c.
Love this place so much!! Food is amazing, staff are lovely and the atmosphere is great when there's some music on upstairs, gin bar is A.M.AZING!!!
F. A.
Good selection of beers, great for casual drinks. The food is also very good. Quick service.
d. p.
Great food and beer. Staff are always friendly and helpful. Must try!
C. R.
Love the beer and love the atmosphere good all round pub and top food
S. V.
Great lively modern trendy pub. Excellent food. Excellent beer but massively overpriced.
C. I.
Good food, good drink , good atmosphere, gotta pay a bit more for a good experience but loved every second.
J. W.
Went on a date here. Solid pub ambiance. The burger was really good!
M. W.
Very good own brewery and guest beers also ,food nice as well
D. D.
Excellent independent pub, with a separate gin bar at the weekend, lots of guest ales. Serving good food an additional bonus.
K.
Three wise monkeys is what one could describe as a "hip bar". It boasts an industrial scene, comfy sofas and a huge range of craft and draught beers. Anyone going out on a saturday night would be foolish to miss this place out.
A. C.
Went for one of their taster evenings. Always enjoyable and nice to try some different foods with the paired beers
J. P.
Good seasoning on the chips, burger was great, I like the industrial look of the place. Quite busy which is good for the business but I'm not a massive fan of how busy it is👍
B. H.
Great atmosphere! Nice bar with decent range of cocktails - the live venue upstarts is also very good!